The item thread

(Why, Adobe Flash of course.)

The lasers hit you in lip, and you get a boo boo. There is a box of bandaids but beware they are girly.
After you are done will you put all your scenes together into one flash?

i duck under the bed, set the building on fire and jump out the window.... WAIT! THIS IS THE 20TH FLOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................

*sploosh*

You hit the ground and survive but the pillow is still alive. He asks why you hate him, and why you tried to kill him. It seems the battle all was a big mistake

Irrational: What do you search to get it? How much does it cost?

but... but you attacked me!!! i dont understand... you turned into a ninja and ATTACKED ME! I dont get you at all... i even offered you some fried steak and you changed into a bull and attacked me again... but, as long as you dont want to fight... wunna go peeping? (Turns out... assassins and ninjas share very similar weaknesses)

The pillow responded, you grabbed me and smothered me with the man. And I was part steak, so i didn't like it. Peeping, sounds good.

RIGHTO! the 2 went peeping, then afterwards the assassin asked the pillow ninja, ah today was eventful... im tired, lets go to sleep... then the awkward question arised... c-can i use you? the assassin asked the pillow...

The pillow turned into a hand grenade and then said, "Sure you can use me."

geh... ill use a rock... heh heh heh... transforming pillows are scary... transforming pillows are scary... transforming pillows are scary... the assassin mumbled into the night as he went to sleep...

((time for REAL sleep))

I like pie I like pie I like pie the ninja pillow mumbled to himself and then he fell asleep.

Growing tired of the kidnappers' games, I wear a face of anger and pull out a frag grenade I found earlier. This is an enemy base after all, there are weapons lying all over the place. The bandaid however, seems to distract from the mood.

While the bandaid is anticlimactic, it gets rid of your bloody lip. The explosion blows down a door, and rocky is there, but someone is holding rocky hostage.

Seeing the bastard holding Rocky hostage at gun point sends me into a rage. Pulling a longsword from nowhere, I prepare for battle. Of course, I turn on my I-pod and play "La Sedia Vuota" by Talco. An epic battle requires equally epic music after all.



http://www.goear.com/listen.php?v=05b9e62

((wow... thats actually really cool...))

the assassin wakes up and hears some faint epic battle music from off in the distance he wakes up his pillow companion and says "LETS GO!" we must find the name of this song!!!

Irrational. The music is shut off by a strong man, who steals your sword. He laughs, and then holds it up to rocky. "Surrender or your best friend dies"
Orphen: You and the pillow hurry, but are miles away and so it takes hours to get their.

I start to speak, "Very well..." It seems I am about to comply with his demands when suddenly!

The man laughs and then activates spell, you got rocked. A rock appears instead of him, and there he is holding rocky again. He hits you over the head and you pass out. You wake up in a room you know nothing about, and rocky is very far away.

Orphen it's your turn.
You and the ninja pillow get in the plane and fly to alborkurkey, and find a mgs4 level difficulty hide out that is half destroyed. letam Xer is still around and trying to destroy anything with it's rock lasers.

With the motorcycle gaining spped in my direction, I freeze in fear, and just when it looks like the end, I hear a voice...It's none other than the book! "Never give up! Trust your instincts!" The book was right, I had to act! Jumping just as the motorcycle was about to hit me, I thrust my foot back, and drive it into the cyclists face!



((Star Fox!))

Your foot hits the enemy, but he grabs it and throws it. He forgot to let go and accidentally went flying with you. You are spiralling toward a pit of spikes, and he is still holding on.

((Do you have adobe flash?))

((No, MS Paint ))
I am headed right for the pit, the book gives me more advice, "Use the boost to get through!" I opened my mouth and spewed flames from it, the boost got me over the pit of snakes, and the snakes attacked the guy holding my leg.

((I was hoping you did so you could give me link to where you got it, but i have paint))
The snakes throw the guy at you. The book advises you, to use the power of obscure internet memes.

I summon the relentless Weegee! My foe is dead on the ground in fractions of a second.

Everything is well and good, until weegee turns around and says, "Why does evrybody make funna mia?" He then shoots lasers at you.

WEEGEE CAN NOT TALK!