The item thread

You find a strange man, with a vacuum. It looks like you are going to have to destroy all the evil beings in the mansion. What a bummer.

((can I start over with something else? that one got out of hand))

((sure, I will give you new list now. 4kids dub of one piece season 1, hand grenade with no pin, guitar hero guitar, lampshade, the master sword))

lampshade

You are on planet earth, and all machines have died out except alien spacecrafts. The aliens have put a lampshade around the sun, and plan to destroy it. You find a spaceship perfectly intact.

Okay I modify the spaceship to be a time mechnene and go back in to the past to warn everyone

Nobody believes you, they think your crazy.

I expected that so I bring a few diplomats and leaders on to shpw them the future, they come allong becaus ethey see the spaceship/time ship

The people are sent to the future, but they all get go to the gift shop. What a bummer.

yay i wat ot join give me a list of items lol

The first page minus the tree.

im going for marios hat

You are a new intern in the mushroom town general clinic. Mario is sick, and he needs major surgery. The doctors are busy with other patients. Mario will die if someone doesn't treat him.

uhm i give mario a+1up mushroom

That did not work. He needed major surgary and you gave him a mushroom. Mario died, and with great timing too. Bowser started to attack the castle, and Luigi is busy being Luigi.

okay yay mario died
i will steal his hat and get his powers and im flying towards bowser

You land on one of bowser's warships to find none other then wario. He is farting, and it stinks really bad. He runs up to you and gives you the finger.

i sprint to wario and punch him in the face and i steal his motor to get closer and faster to bowser

You notice the sound of mwah hahhaha! Wario seems to be eating his own motorbike. It's gone before you can land, and so you fall to the emergency latter.

he gifshop blows up, I save hem jus in time from the aileans ands was flee o the ship where I fly abou and show them the world as i is oday before going back

i couldn't understand what you said.

i see a koopa flying and jump on his back he will let me fly on his back

the koopa's wings fall off. You jumped on it's back, what'd you think would happen?

i steal the wings and i put them on the mario cap and fly towards bowser

that would work except you didn't do the triple jump! you are still falling!