The item thread

I deleted the ones that aren't available.

FWink, your camera in the chute takes pictures of dragons, unicorns, and possibly tom cruise while you are falling.

I wake up just as im about to land. Then a unicorn runs under me and i land on its back. It strains forward against the parachute as it runs. But it tires out quickly, so i catch a gust of wind and go flying again. As i fly i wonder what my next goal should be.

When you are sent flying you land on a steamship. It is in the sky and pirates are runnning it. Your pack is put away and one pirate steals it. Time for a battle!

))Do i still have my parachute?))

((It was stolen))

As the bull was about to shoot me, I put on shades twice as cool as Neo's, giveing me twice the bullet dodging power, he shot his three bullets and I swiftley dodged each, I grabbed a vat of french frie grease and threw it at his face.

The bull happily ate the fries. He then turned around and farted at you. The smell was terrible. Children were scared, because some weirdo was still stealing soda.

((dang))
Fwink pulls out serrated knife, a staple item for any parachuter, and handles it expertly attacking the pirate that took his Lucky Parachute.

The pirate is stabbed, but then you notice a water baloon in his hand. And then it exploded. It was filled with acid and french fry grease.

The bull's massive waft blew off my cool shades, and left me an inch from death. But I fought threw the crippleing gas and threw my bottle at his crotch.

The bottle landed and he hit the ground. When you seemed to have earned the happy meal you learn that they ran out of meat.

((could people choose stuff still? because if I can I choose the cat))

Zeldaman, you are a werecat, part man part cat. When your tribe is destroyed by the muffin man you go to war.

Iggy, the only option you have right now is to fight the giant cow in the freezer.

((is the paint a requirement, I want another if it is))

so what am I suppose to do kill the muffin man?

((Paint is not a requirement, but if I understand it you can use that instead of words))

The beauty of this thread is you can kill the muffin man anyway you want as long as you don't brake rules like calling hitS!

Well i'm tired, g'night!

Goodnight iggy!

sign me up what are my options cheif?

Everything on the first post Admin-Sama!

I choose TREE~!

oh and zeldaman the answer to your queston is yes but there are a lot of them

You are a tree enthusiast, who has been promoted to Green Knight. You need to battle the lumber companies that are destroying the forest to become an ecohero!

Ok, I'm back.

I choose the flashlight to help me against the darkness! It's not the dark I am afraid of, it is what may be lurking in it.