The item thread

As you throw your weapons away a bunny appear. The bunny grabs the gun and shoots at your head. Letam Rex shoots rock lasers at you at the same time.

I accept, and YOUR my buddy! You pop in next to me in the McDonalds, confused as all hell. The chldrenz are pulling out McSwitch Blades.

I'm your buddy? SWEEET! What weapon are you gunna use?

I thought it was the happy meal.

No we are fighting over the happy meal. I will use my sharp teeth. When in battle I turn into a shadowbeast called Crow Sabre.

Iggy? The battle between rugrats and us is beginnning.

I will use a broken bottle!

The kids attack with there mcswitchblades. One strikes at you, and the other loses his switch blade to my teeth.

Yah, bye. Rocky may be my friend, but I am not about to stumble into complete madness to retrieve him. He is an intelligent rock, he'll be fine. I'm sure he'll make all sorts of new friends.

Congrats irrational you lost your adventure, and to think rocky was inside letam rex, being held hostage. You just had to throw the rabbit at the cockpit so the pilot and the bunny would kill eachother and save him.

I have an all to easy time against my attacker.

While you are holding the kid away crow sabre bites off the other kids head. Suddenly the two fuse together creating Ox Ax, he challenges you to a duel. While you are doing that, I am scoring a free drink from the soda machine.

You know damned well that wasn't going to be the solution!

I slump into alcoholism after the loss of Rocky. We used to have such great times together.

You find rocky in a bar, and are happy to finally be back. You won an adventure!

While you stole beverages, I was stuck fighting the Ox. I ran at the ox, he brought down his ax, I side stepped it, jumped at his face, and slashed at him with the bottle.

The ox's ax explodes into a thousand bananas. They start singing peanut butter jelly time, but soon switch to the song Navras. The ox pulls out an ak47 and shoots three bullets at you.

Im gettin tired, we can pick this up again tommorow.

Okay got it.

Irrational would you like to have another adventure?

Fwink is frozen with fright when he finds himself pulummeting to the ground upon waking, so he faints. Luckily he has his Lucky Parachute and it self deploys, allowing him to peacefully float down to earth.

Maybe. What types of joyous items do I have to choose from?

The list is on the first page.

I know, but which ones are left?