The item thread

The idea of this thread is that you all get to choose an item from the list, and use it for an adventure!


Broken Window
flashlight
embarrassing photo
Car light
Tree
Mario Hat
BatMan's utility belt

I'm not sure how one would hold a broken window, but I'm going with the burning book!

Awesome! Here's the setting.
You are the target for an assassination in the late 1900s because of your political power. You are openly mocked by the citizens for making a national duck day, and have recently settled into a library, and turned it into a house. When you picked up a book you noticed the increase in heat. The house lit on fire, with you in it. Before you could escape the book had lit as well.

((dont understand at all))

((you pick an item, and I work it into a story, which you act out.))

how big us the speedboat?

DIBS ON PILLOW! hehehe... pillow fights... nr-17 content just WAITING to happen *evil grin* GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

((The speed boat is about as big as a station wagon))
Orphen's story.
You are a master assassin sneaking into a house. You travel through, and find your target sleeping. Just before you can kill them, they throw a pillow at you. ((DENIED!!!)

duck. I choose the bird.

without making a sound, a grab the pillow off the ground, and lean over my target, ramming it onto their face as hard as i can and holding it there to smother the life out of them, im using the pillow cause he threw it at me... talk about rude

Key: You are a birdologist, a scientist who studies birds, but because it is not official you are not getting paid as much as a real one. You are moonlighting as a proffesor. One day you decide to travel to asia and look for the Diamond Duck in the temple of bird.

Orphen: The pillow transforms into a ninja, and kicks you in the head.

I go with the pet rock. He won't let me down!

You are a regular joe with a regular pet rock. Things get personal when they steal your pet rock, and give you a letter reading, "We challenge you to a battle royal the prize is your pet rock,"

"Rocky, attack!"

"Rocky! Do it!"

"What are you waiting for man?"

"Fight them!"

"Rocky!"
"Rocky!"

Umm what is that about?

Me and rocky get into all sorts of wacky adventures!



And yes I just made that

Rocky was kidnapped. You have to fight for his freedom.

I obviously equip my [shotgun] and [body armor] and go to their secret mountain base. I obtained the directions from a lowly bum who wanted liquor in exchange.

"here is the map, where to you wish to go?"

((I picked the boat))

When you walk into the door, you walk into a cage. Magnets drag away your shotgun, and a large man appears. He takes a swing at you and you have to fight him.

You are a worldclass sewer fisher. You and your speed boat travel the sewer catching Elgoaks (half elk half goat) and girraffes. One day you discover a dangerous Crocoger (crocodile tiger) fishing and endangering your game. You challenge it to a fish off.

I catch my hook in its eye and pull it in, then with a FLACON PUNCH! I beat it down and slide away

A giant 40 foot tall man appears and says thats cheating! He sends you to the underworld to catch him a cerbertrout.

SCREW THAT! I sail to a latter and go look for Irrational!

There are no latters in the underworld, just shoots.

I put up my dukes and utter the words, "Bring it on."

Luckily, I still have my precious body armor.