The item thread

Then I FALCON PUNCH the surface and climb up

You climb up, but then a hole forms and you fall again. You will have to catch a cerbertrout, or die.

I grab the book and chuck it one of the library windows, it breaks it and I jump out unscathed, the attacker is standing a few feet away with three moloctove cocktails, I pick up the burning book, and throw it at his moloctove cocktails, the bottles break and the fire on the book ignite the liquid that had splashed all over him. Victory?

You almost win but you are hit by a motor bike. You wake up in a hospital with the burning book on a nearbye table

Due to the attacker not taking any action, I defeat him easily. Soon I stand upon a mountain of my foes (albeit a small mountain.) Holding one of the kidnappers high I spout out in anger, "WHERE IS ROCKY?"

um no I successuflly climb up and FALCON PUNCH my way to safety do you hear me SAFTEY

You made it, but were knocked back down to the underworld. IT would be easier to just catch the cerbertrout

F@CK THAT! UNIVERCE DESRTOYING FALCON PUNCH!

Congrats you destroyed the underworld. You may now fish in piece, but every evil thing there was transported to the earth.

All my bones are broken, and this book that has some how been burning all this time is now on my bedside table. The table catches fire, and soon the rest of the room is engulfed in flames, I roast alive, all the while wondering why someone brought the book into a hospital.

While you are burning to death the book asks, can i have some toilet paper?

HAY EVIL DUDES! I got yer puch right here

Why are you not responding to any of my posts?

You punch a cerbertrout and everything is back to normal. Suddenly the tiger has 7 friends who want to beat you up, and you are out of sp.
Irrational: Rocky, rocky was a set up! Then a brick falls on your head. There is a letter attached to the brick, saying you came to the wrong base!

they beat me to death before I can falcon punch ((respond to irrational))

Congrats Admin Sama you won your adventure!
Irrational i edited to include your info in my other post.

With my last breath I tell the book to eat a fat one.

It says thank you and gives you your life back. It tells you to go hunt the assassins who tried to kill you. and then it explodes.

That hurt you know!

So this guy then obviously knows something. I ask him again, "Where is Rocky?"

Albequrque. He gasps out. You see a plane fly by and then it lands suddenly. The captain is drunk. ((please make the drunk captain picture))

Some how I was alive, and the book had thanked for some odd reason, as I had done nothing for the book. But I was alive and that was nice, but the explosion from the book burned down the hospital, and killed everyone inside...except for me.

Now you just have to defeat the assassins who are trying to kill you. A man on a motorcycle raced toward you, and then he jumped off the motorcycle. And then it exploded.

It seems odd that someone would go out of their way to land an antique bi-plane here in this remote area, but all the better if it will help me reach Rocky. Thinking I should ask the pilot for assistance I approach only to find out he is completely inebriated. His perfect landing however, threw me off from this detail. The fact that he exited the plane and proceeded to put his arms out to the sides and make plane noises while clutching to a beer can supported the truth. Letting him continue his drunken games, I steal his flight goggles, scarf, and plane. Next stop, Albequerk... Albaque...Al... You know.

You almost make it but, then at the border of the U.S. and Canada you realize there is Alburquerque and Alborcurkey which one do you got to?

How dumb do you think I am Mr. Narrator? I obviously go to the one that is spelled correctly. I know that much when I see it.