The item thread

"Yes, but how did I get so fat? I only ate one box of popcorn!" I said, I looked over to see Ronald MacDonald standing with a syringe full of lard. "Well you have made it this far gents, you have beaten my McKids and my giant cow, but now you face me! And yes Iggy, I inserted copious amounts of lard into your popcorn!"

Who are you, oh it doesn't mater! KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + FALCON PUNCH + SHOOP THE WOOP + divide by zero!!!!!

your out of your vector! prepare to be integrated!

RAAGH! YOU MAKE ME SO MAD RONALD!! I screamed, and then a McShadowdemon appears. I summon Azredge again, and battle them. He creates a grenade out of baloons and tosses it at you.

Admin-sama. You see a horrendous burst of rage followed by blonde hair. the man yells I counted to infinity. TWICE!!!

ah but insted of releasing all that power I condence it in to one point and multiply it by -0 ((AKA infinity)) plus pi to the -0th power then teliport it in to his chest and release it before he moves

He moves before you can and appears behind your back. Your attack missed, ((you can't say release it before he moves, that's godmodding minisculey))

((you siad I could do anything I wanted and he is an NPC))

((He is strong, you can't just easily beat a super strong person. DON'T ACT LIKE GOHAN!!!))

((he died I noticed, well maybe not died but he never logs on anymore))

((I noticed that too. What a bummer, I was going to show my skills by beating him!))

((my attack couldent posubly have missed given its magnitude, and he teiported so its just as bad))

((I meant assuming your stronger then him. It will be a long fight, and he just turned the count to infinity energy x 2 to speed))

((well then by that logic I died before the univerce even began, whos godmoding now?))

((no he just dodged the attack. I never said you would die, plus with time travel, giant beavers and wood robots where is logic?))

((yes but if he has greater than infinite speed I cant survive with out god moding))

((no, he converted the super blast from his count to infinity twice power into a short burst of speed.))

The grenade, thankfully, bounces off my new squishy body, "You have no weapons, you cant defeat me!" but he was wrong, his food had made me fat, and thus I had the power of LAW SUETS!!!

Ronald wasn't afraid because you spelled Law suites wrong. He pulled out a flower from his lapel, which shot out flames. He is a mean clown.

I quickly fix my spelling error, and hold it up to Ronald's projectile!

He laughs, because he just saved alot of money on car insurance by switching to geico. A gecko eats your law suites and then flies away.

I go through a door in the room I entered from below. I trust The Batman was able to handle the gunman. Going through the door, I shine my flashlight down the hall. Is there anything there?

Irrational: there are an army of bat ninjas waiting for you.

Iggy: Ronald Mcdonald starts laughing and then pulls out a mcshotgun. He puts on Don't fear the reaper to make the fight even more epic.

They are bats AND NINJAS?!?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



((The good news is, I don't think bats like loud noises.))

The bats shreaked, and the ninja parts killed the bats. Unfortunately for the ninja parts, they were part of the bats, and so they died to.

Continuing down the hallway, I arrive at a turn and shine my flashlight down the new path. Searching, I find another door. Where could it lead?