The item thread

Do you doubt the powers of weegee?

((Weegee can do anything, he just chooses not to.))

The book reapeared on my moniters, WHICH I HAVE! and gave me more advice, "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!" I obeyed and twirled in the air the lazers bounced right off! Then it was my turn to retaliate. I suumond Rick Astley to defeat Weegee!

Weegee was angry, and ate rick astley's head. The music still played, but Weegee was no longer effected. The sound beams were comin from Weegee's mouth,

I'm highly irritated by the whole being knocked out thing. My head hurts and I'm pretty dizzy. Apparently I am in a room, but that's all I know. I don't even know if there are doors or windows. For all I know, the floor is made of jello. I have no information here.

The floor is infact made out of jello. There is a locked door that can only be opened/broken down through a key. It is at the bottom of the jello floor and whenever you move the jello it moves back into place. The windows are made of titanium, and it's too heavy to move.

I FREAKING LOVE JELLO! It is time for...




THE SPOON!

Key here I come!

I ask the pillow to turn into a cardboard box, so that i may skillfully infiltrate the base.

With Rick Astley still singing within Weegee's gullet, the sounds came out all distorted, Weegee could now not only kill with his eyes, but his voice! I quickley closed my eyes and plugged my ears, I tried to will Weegee out of existence!

Lemme get in on this
PARACHUTE!

Irrational: when your spoon touches the jello it melts
Orphen: The pillow turns into Letam Xer to battle the other Lettam Xer while you infiltrate
Iggy: Weegee is still there but there is a glimmer of hope as you here FARUKEN!
Fwink: You are an expert skydiver who takes on a new challenge. You are trying to sky dive down from space to the earth.

Captain Falcon Rides in on the Blue Falcon, he jumps out at Weegee, "SHINONZU!!" Shouts Weegee, Captian falcon pawnches Weegee in the FACE! And I'm all "Captian FALCON!!!" And Weegees all "BLAHHH!" as he is obliterated. Captin Falcon turns to me, he says nothing but he throws me something, and walks away. I open the package, and find the book!

Fwink dons his streamline spacesuit in the airlock and prepares to depart. The air if first sucked out, and he hold tightly onto the bars provided. Then he braces his feet against the back wall, holding the bars to keep stead. As the space station turns he goes over a mental checklist in his mind. Oxygen? check. Spacesuit? check. Lucky Parachute? check. the station turns until he is directly facing earth and he flexes his legs and pushes off, rocket for the earths atmosphere at high speeds.

Fwink: Crisis strikes, and you float to venus. You find a strange climate filled with grassy plains and oceans. There are three aliens attacking you.

Iggy: Congrats you are now Captain Falcon, choose a new item to continue.

Luckily Fwink is well educated and knows that venus is a planet that is so hot the very land sometimes boils (this is true) and so he must instead either be dreaming or be in an alternate dimension. wither way its a place where the impossible happens so he pulls out a revolver and a box of bullets from nowhere he opens the box and a bunch of voices come floating out. He grabs 3 bullets and quickly shoves them in the gun. He then says "hit the aliens" and the bullets come creaming out of the gun (literally screaming) and seek their target aliens.

That didn't happen because the planet was terraformed, it was the same dimension. While you were hallucinating about bullets flying at the aliens they put a real gun in your hand, that shot the king of venus.

Well Fwink was still living in the world of Roger Rabbit and took a gigantic hammer out of his pocket. He then smashed himself flat as a pancake and stood up again, siper thin. Next he turned himself sideways and smiled im invisible!

The venus police shot at fwink, who was delusional. They only fired a warning shot, but it still would be threatening.

Shoot they must have very good eyes Fwink thought as shots whizzed over his head. He puulled a big black hole out of his pocket and put it on the ground. Then he dived in. In the real world he actually just dived into the ground and was rendered unconscious.

Fwink woke up falling in the sky, and his parachute was on him.

Forsaking the melted spoon, I proceed to swim down through the jello, eating the delicious food as I go. The key is within my grasp!

The key shoots lasers at you and the jello explodes leaving a rock floor. You see a pistol, sword and potato chip on a weapon rack nearbye.

((For some reason the pictures I posted arent showing up, unless you people can see them, can you?))
I doned a Captian Falcon helmat and pranced around shouting that I had won! Then Gwonam flew in on his carpet and congratulated me on my accomplishment!

((I cant see that picture either! What the crap!?))

Would you like to choose a new item?