Riddle!!

Why you little... I'm not that old...

Is it Jesus? He's over 2000 years old and he hasn't done anything since he woke up from that 3 day nap.

No it's me unless you are comparing me to... oh I'm not that great...

what's the riddle again?

"I'm a decrepit old drunk who needs a job!"
here it is. I am so great i did it less than a minute. Find me a beast that can best me and ye shall be rewarded!

kiff underson from guilty gear?

Kliff? No way. He isn't close to my tier. Think something bigger.

(on a side not Kliff is the only GG character who can side step!)

gohan.... in thirty years?

Pftt... He's not even a third the size of my ego!

your a d@mn lier?

No! I have gained power through a way only I could... hot blooded passion (that's the only lie so far...) I will not tell anyone, except maybe Admin-sama in a pm...

okay now Im just confused, is this a riddle or some sort of vague statement about your personal life?

Maybe it is a riddle. but instead, I could give you a sure-fire riddle. A real good one, a real ripsnorter.
I have two...
1. complete this sequence, o,t,t,f,f,s,s,_,_,_.
2. Which word in the english language is nine letters and is still a word every time you remove one letter from it until their is only one letter left, and then stop taking letters away.

2. Which word in the english language is still a word every time you remove one letter from it?

Well none of them obviously. Once you get down to removing the last letter you no longer have a word.

oops. my bad, I forgot that last thing, writing to fast. lemme edit quick.

Ok... well now I can say that there has to be an A or an I in that word...

Is the answer A or I?

Is an A nine letters?

Porky and Iggy are both wrong with their answers to my riddle. He walked away completely unscathed, no scratches, no broken bones, absolutely nothing wrong with him.

That may not be the wrong answer, but there has been a case where a man fell off the roof of a 25 story building and walked away scratchless

Well, it's the wrong answer to my riddle. I'm sure it's happened somewhere, but Rob is not that man. XP

well, I dunno. I don't really care about this Rob guy, he could be dead for all I care.
Could you please type the riddle again.

Amey wrote:

1: Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?

2:Rob the window washer had worked for minumum wage for 3 years. He was tired of washing windows at the 20 story building he worked at, so one day he decided to open a window and jump through it. Outside it was a sheer drop, 20 stories, to the ground, but Rob landed and walked away without any injuries or even a scratch. How?

Edit: Bolded a bit as a bit of a hint. >.> <.<

he jumped out of the lowest window

Amey wrote:

Wrong, he may not have been on the 20th floor, but he was a good ways up and was most definitely above the range a normal person could jump and live. And before you ask, yes, he is a normal person.

Similar answer was used before, and this was my response.

He opened a window to the inside and jumped through it, Right?