Serious: The Drop Dead Pirates: Chapter 1 Welcome to the rest of your lives (Closed)

Smatch enjoyed watching Daki in the sea happily dancing about and could see he was in need of food he got up and called out "Jason as soon as that steak is ready come feed it to Daki!" Smatch then sat up and leant over the top of the skull looking out at the sea ahead. "Its going to be a long journey to Logue town."

As Jason carefully lifted the steak with a single spatula from the pan, onto a rather ordinary plate, he took a few moments to smile admirably at his handy work. The meat was not only rare and succulent, but with just a few hint of herbs and juice just slightly surrounding the steak, inviting him to eat it for himself. "I did good! Big seaking thing will love Jason's yummy steak!" Jason said to himself cheerfully as he turned off the stove. He then carefully picked up the plate and strolled to updeck, humming a badly tuned song, and went up to Daki with wide eyes and said with a large grin on his face, mixed with suprise and sheer joy,; "Cooooooool! A big monster thingy! Here mr monster! Try myu steak!", presenting the plate of meat to the seaking.

Smatch stood up looking at Jason offering the steak to daki and smiled then said "his name Is Daki, and that steak looks tasty." Smatch walked over to Jason then said "daki meet Jason , Jason meet, just throw the steak for him and he'll get it." Daki swam to where the steak was and awaited the steak to be thrown into the air.

Jason blushed at Smatch's comment and replied quickly; "Thanks boss man! Well here's your yummy food mr. monster!" tossing the meat towards Daki with a well aimed throw to the sea creautres mouth.

Smatch saw Daki snap up the steak in mid air he could tell he enjoyed it as he shook his head smiling. Daki bowed his head towards Jason. Smatch saw him do so and said to Jason "He wants you to stroke him." Smatch was happy to see Daki accepting someone else as friend so quickly. Smatch stroked Daki then said to Jason "Go ahead, stroke him." Daki felt Smatch's hand then nodded towards Jason awaiting a stroke from him. Smatch smiled.

jason giggled happily as he watched Daki snap up his steak, and then watched in confusion as the sea king lowered his head. As Smatch explained, the creature wanted his head to be stroked, to which Jason smiled in pure joy and started rubbing both of his large hands back and forth on Daki's cranium, exclaiming; "Yay! I made a new friend! With mr. seaking man!", then going into a fit of childish giggles.

Smatch laughed then said to Jason "His name is Daki and he's our pet." Smatch stroked Daki too then said to Jason "How do you like rum?" Smatch was planning on getting drunk with his crew and since he had a long journey ahead of him he decided why not now. He didn't want to wake Kayzen so he realised it would be just him and Jason the he asked "So Jason whats your story?" Smatch went to collect one of the barrels of rum he'd bought in two and refilled his flask then filled a cup of his own.

Jason had a look of concentration on his face, before saying;"I want to become a big famous pirate chef! And make my own yummy famous dish which loads and loads of people will eat and smile because it's so yummy! I met some pirates when I worked at mummies restraunt, and they said some really really good stories on their adventures, which made me want to be a pirate chef! I then went to diffrent food places to cook their, and a few times ended up in pirate crews! There was one with a mean and silly man with a sword as captain, and one with another man who had a cute monkey, and there was one with another mean and silly man who was magic! They all split up though, which made Jason sad. But it's okay, Jason has new friends now!", he ended his tale with a large cheerful and innocent grin, as if his large smile made the day even better. He then stared at Smatch's mug of rum and warned, as if warning a young child and he was a sage with great experience; "That's one of the funny water, they make you go too silly and sometimes be sick, carefully with silly water Smatch!"

Smatch realised Jason was childish and smirked before he took a swig of rum. "Your right this stuff is silly water" laughed Smatch then he said "Thats good to hear that you have loads of experience on pirate crew already, I promise you this is one crew which won't disband, I'll do everything in my power to make sure we don't." Smatch then smiled an equally childish grin back at Jason then drank some more rum. Smatch stood up and looked over the edge of his ship and took another swig from his mug then realised he could see Daki looking even more energetically swimming among the waves in the sea. Smatch turned to Jason and said "Daki must've loved your cooking he's even more energetic than normally." Smatch then finished his rum and sat the mug down and said to Jason "Well we may as well relax for now, I can't see much else happening now till we get to Logue town." Smatch could hear a small faint beeping but thought it was just his imagination and sat down leaning against the side.

Kayzen woke up by the sound of a cannon shot, he looked up just in time to dodge a cannon ball which flew right over his head, when the cannon ball had passed he looked everywhere to find the source, and there it was 3 o'clock a marine ship, he jumped out if the look out grabbed a rope and swung down towards Smatch and Jason while he yelled Marine ship 3 o'clockthen he landed on deck waiting for Smatch to give an order.

Smatch saw the marine ship and yawned then stood up burped releasing the stench of rum. "Kayzen since you have the hands for the job man the cannons we have two on each side of the ship get down to them I'll deal with them from up here." Smatch turned to look at Jason who looked very happy and cheerful so he decided he would leave him to choose to join in himself. Smatch removed his flask and lighter then called "Daki!" Daki rose from the water and Smatch ran and jumped onto his back. Smatch could see this ship was too big for Daki to eat like many others. Smatch climbed up his mane to the head of Daki then said "get me close Daki" Daki swam close the the marine ship then raised up high. Smatch then drank some rum only to spit it through the naked flame of his lighter and at the sails of the Marine ship.

Kayzen swiped his hand over the cannons in the right side of the ship, and said fire in three two one BOOM, two cannon balls flew right towards the marine ship, one ball hit one of the masts while the second one hit the side of the ship, [b]Strike, reloading[b] and as he said so the hands reloaded the cannons again, and shoot again, this time the cannon balls hit the side of the ship, one so low that the ship started to take in water, there was no way to repair, they where as good as dead.

Jason merely ran around in a panic, as soon as the first cannon ball was fired, for although he had been ina number of crews, strangely had not even been in a single battle with a ship at sea. "Run away! Bad guys! The bad guys are going to hurt us and break our ship! They're bad guys!", Jason babbled in fright as he ran from the mast to the ships figure head and back, eventually calming down enough to see Smatch suddenly breath fire at the marine ship sails, while Kayzen fired two well aimed shots at the marine ship. "Wow, Smatch can do magic!" Jason said in awe, completely unaware of the rum he had used.

As the sails caught fire and the mast broke to piece Smatch ordered Daki to dive through the middle of the marine ship to tear it apart. As Smatch grabbed hold of his mane Daki dived under the water then leapt up out of the water and head first into the marine ship. As Daki did this Smatch slid down Daki's tail and flew from the tip of his tail and ended up flying into the mast. Smatch hit the mast hard with his shoulder and then dropped down to the deck. Smatch could see Kayzen doing a good job firing cannon balls. Daki tore stright down through the middle of the ship splitting it in two and then came back up the other side of the Death Angel and Smatch slowly got up in pain and said to Jason "So I take it you have experience fighting?"

After gawping for some time at Daki's, Smatch's and Kayzen's onslaught against the marine ship, Jason blushed and jumped in suprise a little as Smatch suddenly asked this question, to which he replied; "I fight lots of diffrent people before but I not really fight a big ship before, maybe even never.", to which he scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously.

Smatch laughed then walked over to Jason and put his arm around him then said "Don't worry about it, your already a great help to us and in time you'll eventually get stronger and learn to fight against a ship." Smatch then looked at the Marine ship as it fell to pieces and burnt. He was happy to see it falling apart. Smatch then realised that they may have just destroyed a marine ship but not all of the Marines had been taken down. Smatch looked over the edge of the ship to see a marine climbing up the side. Smatch pulled a baton out to hit him with but instead of being hit by the baton which Smatch swung the baton was snatched from his hand and dropped into the water. Smatch then waited for the marine to reach the top, once he reached the top Smatch swung his baton at the marine so hard it snapped over his head. The marine let go and fell into the water below. Smatch looked over the edge to see his weapons floating away, still holding the handle, Smatch smirked then dropped it over the edge and said "I guess I'm going to have to get a new weapon in Logue town then." pouring himself some more rum Smatch called out "Kayzen any sight of Logue town yet?" Smatch could still hear a slight beeping sound but didn't know what it was. He looked around then ignored it thinking it was just his imagination again.

one moment captain Kayzen said and climbed up too the look out post, he looked everywhere. and there 11 o'clock was Logue town finally, after a long trip, and one sea battle they had Logue town right before them, he yelled back to Smatch Logue town at 11 o'clock then he climbed down and waited for further order.

Smatch smiled then downed his rum and called "Daki!" Daki raised from the waters and sat face to face with Smatch. "We're going to Logue town!" Smatch then turned and pointed at Logue town in the distance. Smatch heard the beeping louder when he was close to Daki and saw a small blinking red light. Smatch reached into Daki's mane and pulled out a little device. Daki screamed with pain and threw his head into the air knocking Smatch on top of his head. Smatch sat there looking at the device when a flying fish swooped over the top of him. Smatch saw the fish fly off into the distance while a man leapt on to Smatch's back. Smatch struggled tryig to throw the man off his back when Daki threw them both on to the ship. Smatch and the man rolled on to the ship. Smatch got up before the flying fish rider could and punched him in the face as hard as he could, so hard in fact that his fist was hurting a little. Smatch then shouted "Get some rope!"

Kayzen grabbed a piece of rope and threw it to Smatch, then he said I tried to tell you about the trace but you didn't want to hear then he looked towards Logue town and he thought of something, then he said to Smatch Captain while we are in Loue town we should look for new crew members and resuply, it is going t be a long journey after we leave Logue town you know, as for myself i wil look for suplyments and hopefully new crew members, what are your plans when we get to Logue town Jason? then he waited for the cook to reply

Smatch caught the rope and tied up the flying fish man to the mast, then said "I didn't actually hear you mention it Kayzen. Smatch then said "I'll go looking for new crew mates as its kinda my job to say I agree with this person or not, but I'll also be replacing my weapons cause they bloody broke on that marines head." Smatch could see the flying fishman's head was hurting so hit him in the side of the face then said to him. "Who the hell are you and what is this?!"

Jason watche din bafflement as the the flying fish rider suddenly attacked Smatch, and watched as he and Kayzen subbdued the man quickly. "Is he a bad guy?" Jason asked confused, listing on the conversation, until Kayzen asked a question to which he replied; "I'm gonna buy some yummy yummy food!", and then iggled. He then frowned at Smatch hitting the unknown assultant, commenting; "Thats mean mr. captain, maybe he just wanted to play."

Smatch looked at the flying fish rider and said "Your a flying fish rider aren't you?" The rider looked up at Smatch amazed and asked "What if I am?" Smatch then smirked and back handed slapped him across the face hard. The rider then screamed at him shouting insults which Smatch ignored. He heard Jason say it was mean and looked at him. The rider then looked over at Jason with surprise at how childish he was. Smatch then held the device in front of the rider's face and said "Tell me what this is!" The rider shook his head and spat at Smatch. He felt the spit splattered on his cheek and wiped it off. Smatch didn't like it when people spat at him, he stood up and kneed the rider in the face smacking his head against the mast. He then turned to see they we're coming up to Logue town and shouted out to Kayzen and Jason "Right guys we're coming up to Logue town now you guys handle the docking I'm going to move our hostage inside somewhere so he can't escape." Smatch noticed he had knocked the rider unconscious and untied him them carried him inside to the storage compartment of the ship. Smatch then tied his hands together his thumbs together as he knew they we're the main thing used to untie ropes then tied his feet together. Just in case he managed to get out of all of that Smatch then blocked the door with a chair. Smatch headed up to the main deck and called out "Daki!" Daki raised his head from the waters and looked at Smatch below. "I want you to keep an eye on that man. Make sure he doesn't escape and no one intrudes onto our ship." Daki nodded happily then Smatch realised as they we're nearing a town there was something else which was important. "Daki Your not going to be able to stay with the ship as your a sea king people will see you as a threat and try and kill you." Daki looked frightened and fearful. Smatch felt his heart ache an said to him "If you wrap yourself around part of our ship and act like a statue you may be able to." Daki looked upset at what Smatch was asking him to do. "There'll be some more tasty steaks in it for you." Daki licked his lips then nodded happily with his mouth watering, Smatch could tell he was thinking about the tasty steak from earlier. "Ok then wrap yourself around the ship and hold a pose Daki. Jason looks like Daki really liked your cooking and wants more of it, in fact I'm sure Kayzen wouldn't mind having some later either." He then smiled at Jason as they docked into Logue town and Daki wrapped himself around the back of the ship in a lazy pose so he could rest.