Weasel Pirates; An uncharted island?

Malik was watching Genshi's fish fiasco, when one of the creatures interupted him. It was clinging to the amst of the ship, attempting to tear it apart.

"HEy!" He yelled. "Get the hell away from my ship!!!"

Appearntly, getting into the body and destroying it from the inside was the only was to kill those beats, as shown by Locat's mercury. He sent Chan to distract the creature, getting continuosly thrown around by its blows. While the beast batted Chan around (dont worry, Chan is metal, it wont hurt hiim much), Malik pet Tsunami, explaining the rest of the plan to the weasel.

When the beast was bored of Chan, he turned back to Malik, only to see another weasel, Tsunami, being thrown at him. He knocked it into the ship deck.

Hmmm... I need to get it to open its mouth

"Hey, reptile! Can you even talk? Or are you too retarded to talk?!"

In response, the beast opened its mouth in a roar. While this happened, Malik whipped the returend TSunami into the beast's mouth, getting swallowed whole. While inside its stomach, Tsunami grew its leg, grusomly blasting through the side of the beast. Apperantly they were quite sensitive inside.

"2 down, 5 to go"

Malik turned to the other group of beasts. They seemed to be morphing. Whoa.... Theyre mouths vanished entirely...... It seems these creatures adapt to their fallen comrades mistakes, adjusting to defend against the previous tricks. Know that he noticed, the noses were gone too. How did that thing breath anywyas?


((So these things adapt to the others mistakes, meaning Locat cant mercury-up-the-nose anymore and I cant tsunami-in-the-mouth them))

"Well, my exploding bread plan won't work know." said Genshi, still covered in fish. He formed a spiked clay hand.

"Lets....GET THE HELL OF ME!" He said flailing the fish off.

"Let's see if this works." He jumped on board and puched the monster in the chest. Its head inflated slightly, then deflated.

Genshi started laughing.

"Feeling winded huh?."

He punched it Harder. Same results.

"I know how to beat you." Said Genshi, smiling crazy-likely.

"Wait, what?" Malik said, seeing the beast inflate. "it wasn't like that before... Is this a side effect from the mouth removal?"

((srry bout short post ..... On iPod ))

"They're probably breathing through pores now, but it can't be effective enough." Locat said, before following suit, jumping and creating a mercury fist to punch one of the creatures in the stomach.

Draze leapt at on lizard monster, and began kicking it rapidly in the chest. It's head inflated to twice it's size, before eploding in clear gooey gloop all iver the ground.

"Meaning that they can't breath properly." Goran backed off a little, before flying towards the nearest creature, punching it with full force. The creature's head inflated a lot and it backed off a few steps before its head burst into a pile of... something. "Take that, you ugly piece of crap!"

"Whoa" Locat backed off as the creature's head exploded. "Not a very good compensation mechanism it seems." The last two creatures returned to their normal forms.

The three remaining looked around, adjusting their body structure. They didn't look any differant, but they must have adjusted their breathing or something internal.

((Honestly guys, a second ago these things were INVINCIBLE, our team combined took out ONE after 5 pages. Now you guys are taking them out like nothing once a post. wut?))

(Puzzle Bosses Also. It does make sense. The things are strong and very tough, but they're not very fast. And once you find a way to deal damage to them, they're pretty much fucked because the crew can now take control of the situation.)

((Yeah but I mean its pretty cheap. I take away there mouth and now its like "OHHI PAUNCH ITT AN ITSS HED XPLOADS CUZZ STUF ?!" ))

Locat charged once more, using Soru to get above the thing, slamming liquid mercury down it's throat, just before it made a retaliatory strike, throwing Locat off. Then it halted for a second, before expelling a stream of mercury from it's mouth. "They adapted successfully this time. Damn it." Locat cursed from the ground.
(Well they obviously got overpressurized with air after being punched and with the air having no good way out... Splat.)

((Dude, it still doesnt have a mouth... How exactly did you ram mercury down its throat? Whatever, lets say it has a mouth))

These last three seemed really tough. All we need to do is get inside..... Inside..... But how? Its mouth was an obvious no. It's ears? Too small... What about cutting off it's breathing?

Malik soru'd behind the beast, Tsunami's tail growing and rapping around its mouth. They held it there for a few seconds, but the creature was stil able to breath somehow... Strange.... It knocked Malik into a tree.

"I have a new plan." said Genshi, running to the lower deck and bringign back a bag of gunpowder.

"Hey ugly monsters, Follow me." Genshi ran through the woods.

He ran to a certain point, filled with trees. He put the gunpowder all round the roots.

"Oh crap, I need a match." He started running back to the ship

((All our super moves didn't work, so explosions probably wont either... idk...))

"Maybe we should run away?" Malik suggested. If these things adapted all the time, theyd become invincible by the last one. I guess I should give it one more try though....

He was about to charge at the reptile beast, when he noticed something strange. One of the creatures was studying him, watching his every move with its eyes. Ignoring this, Malik soru'd behind a tree. The monster's eyes followed him, pointing out at the tree. After seeing the rokushiki, its body started to morph. What's going on?

Before he knew what had just happned, the monster was behind him in a flash, whipping him through a tree with his tail. What the?! I thought these guys were suppose to be slow?! He staggered back up, when the creature appeared behind him again, headbutting him forward. Watching the beast move closer, Malik saw it kicking the ground a split second before it shot forward. Did he just...... Master the ten kick soru technique?

The beast did it again, shooting behind him. Malik lifted a leg to deflect the beast's kick, but was still sent a few feet back. It can also copy techniques?! He pulled out his dual Itachi blades, racing at the foe. It's hands also reverted to claws, and they had a slash-off, similar to before.

Find a weak spot..... Find a weak spot..... Comom; It NEEDS to have a weak spot....

Genshi was returning when he saw it. A monster imitating Malik. He was abou to help him, when a different one attacked him.

"So you wanna die too?" He covered his hands in clay.

But the monsters hands also became bigger.

"So you wanna boxing match huh?" He uched the creature, seemingly nothing happened. The monster punched Genshi, sending him backwards.

"Uhh. This thing is tough." He covered his whole face, other than his right eye in clay.

He leaped towards the monster and punched it, sending it backwards a fraction of an inch. They started a punching fight. Genshi was taking more punishment, and it showed.

"These things have to have a weak spot!!!" Malik yelled, seeing Genshi's fight lay out. As Malik dodged a few of his opponent's blows, he noticed the eyse again. Glaring, watching his every move so he can mimic them later. Thats it! Without the eyes it won't be able to mimic people's moves.

Malik pulled out Chan, AKA throwing knife, and whipped it at the creatures left eye. It was easily deflected, and Chan was tossed into a tree. Dam. Malik kept having an evenly matched claw battle, as Itachi sneaked up from behind, posing as Chan and attempting to get teh monster's eye. While the beast was distracted, Chan took out its right eye, or at least, tried to.

His knify head bounced back from the eye, leaving a minor dent. The cornia was layered with some sort of protective seal. Chan kept bashing it, eager to bring down the beast. He smashed it about 20 times, when teh beast got annoyed and pounded him into the ground.

The thing kept smashing Chan, crunching him deeper and deeper into the ground. It swung back, punching Chan at full force. Luckilly the weasel was made of metal in its hybrid form, but it still cmae out unconcious, with blood soaked all over it.

After seeing this, Malik went into some uber rage mode, pouncing at the beast and ripping our its eye sockets. "DONT TOUCH THE WEASELS YOU #$%^&*(". He pulled out two round things that appeared to be eyes, with long veiny strings attached, even ripping out part of the brain. Blood started pouring out of the empty sockets, as the creature staggered around in a fit of pain and confusion.

While in this state, it couldn't copy Malik's moves. Also, now there was a clear path to the brain... Malik threw the two other weasels, Itachi and Tsunami, into both eye sockets, where they crawled through and nawed on the brain inside, causing the beast to throw itself around in torture. It eventually collapsed, dead.

The others adapted to this, protecting their eyes with hard see-through dome-type things. Malik raced over to help Chan.

"Another plan, would be doing what I do best. Idiocracy." Genshi thought.

He quickly turned his hands back and started punching his head. The beast followed.

"Hehe." He snickered. He took his sword out and pretended to stab his stomach. The monster followed. But broke its sword. Genshi quickly swiped his sword. The beast was seemingly unhurt.

"Hey ugly, look." He pointed to the woods. The monster turned around, and during this time, Genshi placed gunpowder all around it's feet. He quickly ran into the ship, to get matches. He came back out and threw one at the monsters feet.

Te explosion started a fire.

"Uh oh. This is bad."

The last one of the monsters charged Locat who managed to dodge and throw a blade upward, only to have it blocked by the arms of the creature. Why does it need to block? Locat leaped back, and threw a ranged punch with the mercury fist at the creature's midsection. This time it just charged him without bothering to deal with the strike. Locat avoided the clawed punch of the creature, jumping to his hands and throwing a double kick at the creature's neck. It blocked. Of course! The massive filters it created to deal with foreign substances can't leave any space for protective tissue in the thorax! "Get them in their throats!" Locat yelled, jumping back to a standing position. The creature took a strike at him, only for him to duck and punch him in the throat. It gagged and stumbled back, holding it's throat.

Draze was using soru to dart around the beast, kicking it everywhere.

"Throat? Finally I can do something!" Goran took a small rock and threw it to the air towards one of the creatures. Goran focused on the rock and bumped it at the creature's head. The creature looked up and saw a rock dancing in the air. "An opening!" Goran took his machine guns and shot at the monster, aiming to its throat.

((BTW, there are two left, not one.))

The monster fell back, clutching its throat, and sqeeling in pain. It got back up shortly, with the same protective layer around its nexk as its eyes.

Genshi quickly put out the fire.

"You (insert curse word here) Eat this." He leaped towards the beast, both swords In hands.

The creature disapeared and Genshi came into full contact, head first into a tree.

"Damn...Monsters." he said, strength fading.

Draze could not do much to these creatures. Hi daito would just not cut them. However, he could be usefell in other ways.
He used soru to appear next to the fallen Genshi, picked him up, and ran speedily to a safe distance, where he layed im down, checked his pulse, and then raced back to the fight.

"Aw man. I..I have to become stronger." He said, about to pass out.

"I swear it. I will...become stronger. For the sake of everyone on that ship." Genshi passed out, moments later.

((What??? I wasn't fallen, Endark. what?!))

Malik pushed Draze away.

"Why are you checking my pulse?! I'm not even slightly injured!"

He soru'd back to Chan, who was deeply wounded. He brought the weasel back to the ship.