Rule 1 - Make Friends Wisely!!
All adherents of the Code pledge to be bound together as a brotherhood of pirates, sharing alike in one's fortunes and troubles. Every member shall have an equal vote in the affairs of the moment and equal share of the provisions. Every pirate shall obey the Code. Anyone who fails shall be marooned on a desert island, and left ashore with a loaf of bread or hardtack, a bottle of water, and a pistol with one load.
The captain of a ship is to be elected by a majority vote of its crew. If any time a crew, with sufficient evidence, finds their captain to be lacking in ability or offensive in nature, a new captain may be freely elected amongst the ship's members. The captain shall be made aware of the situation and will graciously step aside, assuming another position on the crew. Failure to follow this procedure will be deemed mutiny.
Any pirate who has suffered an injury from pillaging, plundering, hijacking, swashbuckling, or other pirate duties shall receive compensation for the wound from common stock.
Compensation shall be as follows, in pieces of eight:
Loss of right arm: 8 million
Loss of left arm: 7.5 million
Loss of right leg: 5 million
Loss of left leg: 4 million
Fight wound: 1 million
Loss of eye: 3 million
Loss of ear: 30 thousand
Loss of finger: 1 million
Trigger finger: 2 million
Pinky finger: Life be cruel, mate
Head: A watery place to rest at the most.
In the event of the loss of a limb, the surgeon or carpenter may be able to restore lost appendages with what is best suited. Spare planks or other miscellaneous items found onboard may be rigged as a makeshift prosthetic. If injury is dehabilitating to the point of preventing a pirate from performing his duties as an able-bodied seaman, the quartermaster will provide a new assignment. Replacement limbs lost on duty should be compensated at no less than half-cost of natural limbs.
Every member shall have an equal share of fresh provisions, however they may be acquired, and may take pleasure in such provisions at will, except in times of scarcity. Until said scarcity is voted over, it is necessary for the common good of the crew to adhere to rations. Anyone who takes more than his equal share of provisions at any time shall be marooned. Any Pirate susceptible of eating any foodstuff rendered pernicious shall see the ship surgeon post haste.
Each man shall keep his weapon, whether it be a cutlass, sword, pistol, or other piece, clean at all times and ready for action.
If a pirate is the first to locate a prize and should find among this plunder a weapon that is better than his own, he may take it as his own. The rest of the items will be chosen in turn with the captain first, master second, and so forth in seniority. Ship's musicians may lay claim to any instruments found among the spoils.
No pirate shall strike another while onboard the ship. In the event of such an occurrence, the quarrel shall be resolved on the shore by a pistol, sword, or in another agreed upon manner as deemed by the captain. Limbs or other body parts lost in duel are not to be compensated as those lost in battle.
No man shall game for money in any form, whether it be with cards, dice, crab claws, barnacles, or any other means.
Lights and candles must be snuffed out at an agreed time. If any man desires to drink after such time, he shall do so on the open deck without lights.
No man shall smoke tobacco in the hold without cap to his pipe or hold a candle without lantern shield. If he is discovered doing so, he shall receive such punishment as the captain and company see fit.
All musicians shall have their only day of rest on the Sabbath. Any other day, musical pirates shall be granted leisure time only by favor of the captain or first mate.
Every member of the crew shall be allowed a shift of clothes. These may be obtained by plundering, stealing, or borrowing.
If a pirate is captured by an enemy ship, he has the right to declare parlay, or temporary protection, until he may have an audience with the enemy captain. At this point, he cannot be harmed. Parlay is not considered concluded until said captives and captains have completed negotiations.
- Suspended:
The captain shall have three (3) shares of a prize. The first mate and Elite Division shall have two (2) shares. The division commanders and doctors shall have one and a half (1.5) shares. The vice commanders shall receive one-and-one-quarter (1.25) shares. All others shall have one (1) share each. The company may vote to temporarily withhold the cook's share should his food kill a shipmate. A general fund of five (5) shares shall go forward in the name of the ship. These shares are spent on the order of the captain or by majority vote on items such as; new/upgrades ships, ammunition, supplies for the trades, general weaponry, and ect.
Rate of crew taxation:
- Captain 10%
- First Mate/Cabin Master 15%
- Doctor 20%
- Crew 25%
If any Man shall steal anything in the the value of a piece of eight, he shall be marooned or shot.
Good quarters to be given when craved.
No one shall be left behind.
Take what you can, give nothing back.
Medaling with a woman without her permission is punishable by death