The item thread

((So are there any doors in the hallway or not? The roof is not in the hallway.))

((I meant the ceiling))

We enter the freezer, and toweing before us is the giant cow. It doesnt seem to happy that we decided to drop in for a suprise visit, it began to attack. I had already thrown my bottle to defeat the bull, so I pulled a soda icecle of my face and slashed at the cows leg with it.

The cow lifted its leg and dodged the shard. Then I grabbed you and threw you at the cow to kill it.

COME ANIMAL FRIENDS!

((HOW CAN YOU THROW! THAT STICK FIGURE HAS NO ARMS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH))

The animals gathered around you. There was a three squirrels, two skunks, and seven badgers.

((But no bunnies. ))

I use my POWER OF NATURE to grow them to 100x size, and I now stand on one's head, they comence to eat the loggers

There are robot lumber jackers and they are double the size of your creatures. It is scary, because they are made of wood.

I calmly tell the lumberjacks that they do not NEED out trees because they have pleanty of wood themselves and they leave peacefully

The robots stare at you blankly. They pull out abunch of Komui style tools and scream, "ASSYMILATE!!!"

I use a giant beever as a wall top protect me and send hundreds of giant ants over the bever at the lumberjacks, who WERE GOING TO LEAVE!

The lumber jacks were not going to leave. The bees stung at the lumberjacks, who grabbed them and shanked the beavers.

I head up through the portal like door (Wait, those are synonyms.) and see something. Who's there?

At first it seems like dracula, but then you realize it couldn't be. As he steps into your light you see it is batman!

((bees? I said ants))

((my bad, he used the ants as clubs,))

Beaver! EAT THE WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

The beaver was being bludgeoned by ants, and could not respond.

OTHER BEAVER! go eat the wood, SQUERLS go eat the ants!

The wood robots shoot lasers at the beavers, but the squirrels succeed in eating the ants. The 2 beavers are dead.

Lazers eh...... well this is obvious, the lumberjacks have blades, and they can fire lazers, so now that they have done both they MUST be blazers and not lumberjacks! and I have nothing to fear from blazers

The loggers transform, into one ninja with a golden mane. He starts roaring and then throws a shuriken at a badger.

((but he was a BLAZER D@MN IT!!!!))

well if all else fails let our powers combine
earth
fire
wind
water
hart

"BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!!"