Serious: Smooth Hip Pirates S1Ch1 — Queen Joanne's Revenge

((Im taking over Joanne because patty chan has agreed to it so i can move the story along, if its a little out of character then you can all learn to live with it))

Queen Joanne paused for a moment from her shouting to answer this question. She then raised an eyebrow as she said "OF COURSE YOUR GETTING PAID, and ok fine, the new guy comes along too, now can we go and get the thing made so i can take back my bloody kingdom!! Jeez.. can we go now??"

Grace smiled "Ok lets go she said yesss, we gonna get money!!!"

Suddenly there was a giant boomerang which cut through the area causing massive damage. The boomerang was lifted up by Callahan and he was with some imperial guards "No so fast sweethearts... your coming with us... or im gonna kill yeah!!"

Genshi leaned his head to the former queen.

"Is this one of those counselors you were talking about?" he whispered.

If this was an enemy, Genshi had that confidence that e could beat him. Or injure him trying.

- I don't want money or anything like that, i want Sake! then i'm happy.
Said Alexandra then looked at Pascia a little, then suddenly lifted Pascia up and puted her on her shoulder.
- Don't say anything we might come in a fight so rest your legs, because captain is most important in a crew, so if we don't win you can get away.

HA, if Alexandra thought the captain would be in danger, that was evidence this guy was an enemy. That and the boomerang attack, should've noticed that part first. He unsheathed his two swords.

"Okay then guy. It appears you're an enemy of our new friend. And because of that, i have to beat you up." he said, trying to sound tough. His new crewmates had no idea what he was like. This was a chance to reinvent himself.

((Uuuum, why such little progress while I wasnt around ? Pathea said not to wait for anyone ! Dx' .. anyway, sorry for my absence, I was kinda busy lately.))

"Alright, thats about it .. first all those random guys pop up, then this crazy woman attacks me, now this !" Shadow cracks his hands and jumps forward. "Oi captain, you and the rest just leave this place, we will need a plan wont we ? I'll stall those guys." Overconfident and with a sense of always putting his ass on the line was pretty much what Shadow was about. However, he does glare at Genshi "If you wanna stay, dont expect me to try and save your butt, alright ?" he says and grins.

"Heh, you save me? I won't be needing it." he said,

Genshi was feeling cocky, he could tell. Whenever he got cocky, he would wake up covered in bruises.

"Though it wouldn't be wise to underestimate this guy. Oi, boomerang man, I'll have you know we have no intention of going anywhere or dieing anytime." he said to the man.

Callahan holds his giant boomerang up "Well listen here mate, here is the quick and short of it, you surrender to us, i wont cleave your body into two pieces, you dont surrender, and ill snap through your body like butter, got it?"

Charlie came from behind "Well.... yippie kai yay mother f**kers, its the resident b**ch here to make your lives miserable!!!!!! HEHHEAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA" Suddenly fire extends from Charlies hands bursting the rubble into flame as she yelled maniacly "ASH GRAVE!!!!!" The fire burst from beneath the ground where the group stood.

Grace grabbed the queen and and threw them out of the fires range, as Grace was caught in it. She then yelled as her clothes were burnt "MAKE SURE THE BLOODY QUEEN IS SAFE CAPTAIN SO WE CAN GET THE REWARD!!" GRaces, clothes were burnt in the aftermath and she was on her knees. Charlies hands were sprouting malicious blazes of fire as she laughed maniacally.

Diego was at the docks starting the construction of the Queen Joanne's Revenge. He had already "borrowed" some adam wood from the local market. There was barely anybody there, because of the vicious fighting. This wood was considered a treasure in most places and very valuable. The legendary Oro Jackson was known to be built from it. Diego was very fortunate to have stolen...I mean borrowed this type of wood. He got his tools and began carving the exterior of the ship. Then a column of fire appeared far away which Diego assumed was the fighting. He had to work faster on this ship. He wouldn't be much help alone, but with the firepower of this ship. Deigo could easily beat his enemies. He worked tireless to finish the ship in hopes that he could help his nakama before its too late.

"PHOENIX BLAST !" Shadow sents a wave of air, shaped like a sharp channel of energy, towards Callahan, and then, after he throws the attack, he leaps to the side "I'd say you to get lost before we slice you .. Alright, Genshi, you handle that big fart for a while, I will deal with that flaming girl, she seems to be a fruit user .. !" he turns and runs towards Grace. He really didnt want to fight a woman, but, at the same time, Gen's would probably have a hard time versus such an opponent, plus, his nakama was in serious trouble, so he had to put aside his codes when it comes to women. *That idiot got careless and got injured, I gotta get her out of this before she is hurt more .. !* he thinks, hoping that Genshi will successfully back him up. He places one sword on the side "SIDECUTTER !!!" he attempts to approach Charlie and slice her, however, unlike all other times that he was aiming at slicing the target in half, he appears to merely want to shake her away so he can take Grace away from the danger.

As the flames burst under their group, Aron stepped aside, shielding himself with his heat-resistant claw, and emerging with no real damage. Now I might as well be their accomplice. Aron thought. He had lingered around the group for too long and the explosive situation had marked him as their member. How wonderful.

So he might as well roll with it.

"I suggest you reconsider your position." Aron stated dryly, taking his pistolier pose with the claw pointing at Callahan. The claw clicked open, poised to send a ray of acoustic pressure through the air and through Callahan's head. Then, as Shadow attacked, the claw closed, snapping with a cacophony, sending the deadly but intangible package towards Callahan's head.

With Aron targeting boomerang man's head, that left his whole torso open for an attack. But Shadow was also open for attack. Genshi held his swords at his sides, one a bit further than the other.

"I'll do my best." he said, swing his swords and firing off his signature 2 spiked blue waves, one aiming for each of his opponents.

Charlie dashes back and dodged Shadows attack, before she could say anything the blue wave came from Genshi. She then burst a instant flame to counter it in front of her. She then laughed "Blaze type.. this is not going to be some normal df battle, with a particular concentration of flame, i can counter that attack like countering a sword attack with a sword of my own!!!!"

Callahan held his in the front to block both attacks from Gen and Aron. It was big and thick enough to do that. He then grinned as his body was covered, "Give us the Queen mate... you lot dont want to die for one stupid girl do you??"

Joanne yelled "OI!!! IMMA KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

Oh good, the queen wanted to fight, she could...no, this was Genshi's fight. Both swords unsheathed, he charged towards the enemy. He held them above his head, then slammed them down oh his boomerang, trying to cut them.

"Wow this thing is tough." he said to himself.

The boomerang once again blocked the path to Callahan, as he held it up to clash with Genshis swords. Callahan then grinned "I told you mate, the bird aint worth it, you should all pack your bags and leave right? I also notice the other chicks in your crew, they look delicious, especially that one over there.... maybe they can come and play with me after i kill you off eh ? heahahhahaah" He was looking at Pascias direction when he said that.

((Nik, is this cause you know Shadow goes pissed when people bother his captain ? *coughs* lol))

Shadow's raises his eyebrown. "I see .." he runs towards Grace, ignoring Charlie, and once he reaches Grace, he grabs her and once he quickly looks at her to see if she's got any severe injuries .. "Good, you are fine .. well, off you go !" he lifts her and tosses her outside of the flame circle that was preventing her from leaving. *Take care now ..* he thinks while smiling a bit, then he turns again to Charlie "Oh sorry, was you saying something ?" trying to taunt her and look totally overpowering, but once hearing Callahan he cant help it but get distracted for a moment, yelling at him. "HEY, SHUT UP YOU UGLY, SHE'S NOT FOR FARTS LIKE YOU !!!" *Dammit, stop getting distracted man, whats wrong with you ? Ever since ..* his "inner voice" is scholding him.

Then the queen jumps into the flame circle yelling "WANT A PIECE OF ME ?! YOU INSOLENT FOOLS !!!"
"STAY OUT OF THIS, WE ARE PROTECTING YOU, NOT THE OPPOSITE !" Shadow yells yet again, with a more angry expres​sion(pointy teeth, yup, lol), then his "inner voice" is scholding him again about being distracted.

Charlie sneered as Shadow was preoccupied, she launched a blaze spear straight at Shadows chest, and then closed in for close range combat against Shadow, she was aiming to use her speicial Blaze technique to make this work rather than using long lasting fire. Her explosive movements and attacks would crush this parasite.

Shadow turns his head, and barely manages to protect himself from being mortally wounded, he blocks the spear with his swords but the heat itself was enough to burn his hands a bit. "Alright, I really need to stop caring about people's rudeness and dirty minds so much .. !!" he mumbles and prepares to face off against an approaching Charlie. He spins the swords around, making it seem like he is trying to create a "shield".

Diego felt someone tapping on his shoulder, and standing behind him was a unimposing man in... his pajamas? "Hey, there. Sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice you kinda stole precious Adam wood from those people over there. You're gonna have to either pay for it or return it." He shrugged. "Or I could beat the tar out of you and put you in jail. That could work too."

The ship was almost finished. Deigo only had a few more touches to do, until this guy in his...pajamas came to him. He told him to return the Adam wood, or forced to be arrested. Deigo had to finish the ship to help his nakama. "How about this?" Deigo pulls out a bottle of sake from his shirt, and drinks the entire bottle down. The effects doesn't take long to work. Deigo's face turns red in drunkeness. He gets into his fighting stance ready to fight only to fall down unto the ground.

"I meant to do that."

"Enough of your babbling." he said, sheathing his swords.

Genshi covered his fists in clay and started punching Callahans' weapon. No effect, what was this thing made of? Titanium? WHat the devil is titanium?

"I've gotta ask someone later." he said aloud.

Kirke's eyebrow rose. "Uh... kind of a lightweight, aren't you?" He stepped back, spreading his legs and preparing to attack. "Hearda' this stuff before. Either you're just really bad at handling bad news, or you're a Drunken Fist expert. Whatever, maybe you'll last longer than that Blaze fellow." He lurched up and then down, bringing a fist crashing down on Diego's head. "Kanone."

Charlie laughed "Aww, the lil swords man wants to play eh?? I can play too bad boy, i can play REAL rough!!!!" Charlie charged and then went sideways and then blazed fire again to scortch the ground along her to Shadow, this was moving at a fast speed but it was more sharp than powerful fire.

Callahan felt the punches on his weapon and grinned "Is that all mate, im gonna swing this baby in a second..... and then there will be some heavy casualties around here, you got that?" He was going to take down that idiot queen and keep the cute blue haired one to himself ((Pascia referral))

((NIK,come on, you know Shadow reacts every time some1 says somethin like that about his captain ! Your evil plan .. !!! xD)

Hearing Callahan talking like that, and seeing the situation, Shadow gets angry, but this time, he manages to control it, and thats not all. *Hmmm .. with all that ... I especially need to make sure that big fart gets down, but first ...* Sjadow turns towards Charlie and suddenly, he dashes towards her at an amazingly past pace. He jumps as he and the blaze "meet" and is high in the air, his eyes suddenly give off a sensation of high confidence in his abilities, as well as seriousness to the max. "When you underestimate your opponent, you make a vital mistake .. learn that .. now !" He fires a "Phoenix Blast" but in the opposite direction, senting him falling towards Charlie at a speed almost equal to his fast running from before "Cross Guard !!!" he places his swords in frond, forming an "X" with his swords.

"I said quite your babbling." he shouted,

This guy obviously had some serious power, and he hasn't even gotten started. Maybe Genshi was in over his head. Then again, maybe he was out under his head. What does that even mean? It doesn't matter, Genshi's a pirate, words have no meaning. Genshi unsheathed his swords again and ran close to Callahan. Once he got close enough, he fired two more of his spiky blue waves, aiming for the underside of the boomerang, trying to remove his tough shield.

"I'll show you a casualty." he said.

Diego quickly smacked his fist to left with his hand before it landed on his face. He kicked his legs foward to hit the guy in the stomach. Then Diego rolled backwards stumbling to get back on his feet. After three tries, Diego made to his feet "Ha ha I tricked you. Now...*hiccup* you will feel my....where-where am I? Oh hell I just beat the crap out of you."

Diego ran toward the guy in a stumbling zig zag formation. He jumped toward the marine preparing to kick him in his neck with his left leg.