Serious: Smooth Hip Pirates S1Ch1 — Queen Joanne's Revenge

"Tell me, soldiers. Who do you think is the true evil here?" He turned, raising his left hand claw up like in the stance of a left handed pistolier, the claw opening wide with a little clicking sound. The position was terrible for any sort of melee attack. But the soldiers were lined up well within his range.

The claw closed within the tiniest fraction of a second, sending an invisible flash of light throughout the room, so fast that they eyes of the onlookers and fighters could not even register it. The compressed air collapsed upon itself as the claw snapped shut, like a miniature implosion, flaring the claw into an angry red for the fraction of a second, building up into temperatures only a specifically designed structure could stand.

Then, within the same fraction of a second, things really started happening. The implosion wasn't a quiet one. The snap roared into the room, but most of all, it was directed, even though a lot of excess force escaped. The wave burst forth from the claw, splintering the floor in the direction his claw was pointing at in a rough cone. A visible waver in the air could be seen as the soldiers' internal organs were suddenly assailed, the sonic wave penetrating the tissues and leaving marks of its passage all around the body. Their skin started to redden as they collapsed to multiple instances of internal hemorrhage.

Aron lowered the claw and looked down on the soldiers he had felled. "Anyone else?" Then he left the building, before it too collapsed.

Deigo followed the noise to a bar where the fight took place. He hid himself behind the edge of a building watching for afar. Deigo grinned from his hiding place pleased to see that something exciting was finally happening to this town. He didn't wheter these guys were bandits, pirates, or just really pissed off people but something told Deigo that he would eventually grow to like them if they stuck around.

Then loud explosions started coming from the bar. Deigo watched as this fight progressed.

Genshi was in shock for a moment. Apparently hell was breaking loose. Much sooner than he expected, either way he needed to escape. Seeing as Alexandra took most of the others, it was his job to take the knocked out Shadow. He put him on his shoulder and headed for the same window.

"See ya later all." he said, smiling

Shizuka were still blushing then flinched alittle and noticed she were in Alexandra's grip then "Nee-san lemme go!" she said and were strugling then noticed that Alexandra suddenly letted go of her.
"Eh? Kyaa~!" she said and hitted the ground.

"What the hell are you you people ?!!! .." After some moments, a bloodied Arcus is looking at shock, with everyone knocked out already. How could this happen ? Thats probably what he was thinking. An elite, along with so many soldiers, taken out by a bunch of "brats" and a fishman. He gets up and stupidly attacks Pascia, lifting his axe, even thought it was obvious that every member of the crew could take him out easily. But then, he is slashed.
"Shit bag ..." Shadow says and puts the sword back to its sheath. Arcus falls down, shamed and defeated by those he called "brats".


*Moments ago*
Shadow's back to his senses, looks around, and furious, he realizes Genshi is carrying him. After he yells at him, and a "split-second" stupid argument between those 2, he jumps back in the bar, or to say better, the remains of it.

*Back to present*
Joanne was looking at all those people fighting. Once its all over, she walks towards them, not talking. He reaches Shadow.
"Hm ? .. why ar--.. ?!" Shadow's phrase is cut short, Joanee kicks him on the crotch.
"YOU PERVERT !!!" She yells.
Shadow knees down, with shocked, in pain, goofy expression "How is it my fault ?!!!" he yells.
However, Joanne ignores him after that, as well as everyone else, and walks towards Pascia. She goes in frond of her. "You are the captain of most of those .. brats ?" she says, Shadow yelling "Are you on his side too ?!!" with an angry (comedy angry) tone. "You are very strong, and very pretty .." she adds, "Would you mind me .. asking you a favor ?" she blinks innocently.

Genshi was getting irritated by this woman.

"Quit calling us brats!" He shouted, no effort into hiding his anger.

He didn't rust this woman, but someone who would ask Pascia a favor and dislike Shadow can't possibly be that bad.

((OOC: Alright guys, I have a tonne of ideas for subsequent chapters and adventures in the Grand Line, and being stuck in this one for more than two months has started to become a nuisance, especially considering we haven't even finished half of this chapter. I know its my fault, but from now on I'll be trying my best to post, so I ask all of you keep up.

Therefore, I'm posting a deadline: the deadline for this chapter is June 10th, meaning I'm giving it one more month, and then that's it. I don't care how we do it, but it better be finished by then. There is no longer any turn order, no longer waiting for anyone. Even if Shadow doesn't post, you guys all have the Chapter Summary that I PM'd you before this began and you know what to do, so skip Shadow and continue with the adventure. If I disappear again, skip me as well.

In laymen's terms: get posting.))

((there was alot of inactivity my bad))

Grace was busy punching chumps and when they got up, she slammed them again with her steel knuckles. She stood back, and saw Shadow getting kneed and then growled "OI shadow, you suck , why the hell cant you fight a woman head on huh? Oi captain get it together, we just got into a fight you know?!!! For the love of god, i want to go to the grandline, but these people keep turning up...." Grace kept mumbling to herself out of sheer anxiety and annoyance.

Diego learned that the hot slave girl was captain. They must be a brand of pirates, and a powerful one at that to blow up an entire bar. He finally found a pirate crew worthy of his skills. Diego couldn't just wait for this opportunity to pass away. Not to mention the queen herself was there, and this favor she was asking could be be very profitablt. Dollar signs popped in the eyes. He grinned as he rubbed his hands together in sinster villian kind of way.

He decided to walk over toward the pirate crew. They must have needed a shipwright. For every crew needed one or their ship wouldn't last on in these waters.

Why am I with these people? Aron thought, his outer appearance never revealing a single sign that he actually thought. At all. And what is this gathering? I must've been right about her. She's of that sort. He mused, his eyes drawn to the captain of the pirate crew. That must be how she became captain. She doesn't seem to be actually competent. But she draws events to herself. His dull face still didn't reveal the existence of thought. His insights were always like a blarg from a clear sky.

He looked around at the group that was steadily gathering around the captain. Then his eyes set at the captain again. Still no sound, no sign of wisdom. But they knew already. For some reason, no one disagreed with this captain. How did she fool them? Was she even trying? Or were the others just so enchanted by something that they couldn't see what was plainly in front of their eyes? Aron sighed slightly, choosing to continue observing.

Shizuka stood up and were abit dizzy and looked around... "why did you drop me like that!" She said and glared towards Alexandra.

Joanne raises an eyebrown as soon as she notices Pascia's blushing. "Ooooooh, you dont have confidence in your beauty .. THATS STUPID !" she goes into that wild mood swing again, before clearing her throat and talking again. "I see that you guys are all quite strong .. and you are pirates, soo, you guys wouldnt mind if I ask you to do a, well payed of course, job for me hm ? You see .." she looks away "I was once ruling this place, till very recently, I have been overthrown by that ... BASTARD ! DAMN HIM !!!" she was acting all vulberable and cute till she started yelling again.

Shadow gets up, obviously angry at all this. He glares at Genshi and then sighs seeing Pascia giggling. He then turns to that not-very-dressed woman. "Alright, why did you lost that power ? Why was you overthrown to begin with ? If we are to accept, we must know, hm ?" he says, knowning that his captain is a little bit naive on such subjects.

"Well, he, as well as the other counselors, wanted to have sexual intercourse with me, in exchange for helping me out with my duties .." she casually says.
Shadow doesnt talk for a while. "... S-she is all yours captain .." goofy "Whats-wrong-with-everyone-being-perverted" expression of desperation. Joanee then simply kicks Shadow on the crotch again and carries on "Oh, by the way, do you have any shipwring or mechanic there ?" she asks Pascia, playing with her hair, like a small innocent girl.

Deigo smiled that this was a perfect opportunity for him to introduce himself. Right before he opened his mouth to speak, he fall unto the ground inches from the queen and the pirates.

"He he he haaha ha I'm a shipwright, my queen. My name is Deigo....ahh ow ow Ouch!!!"

(falls to the ground)
Deigo looks up at queen as her huge breats blocks out the sun like a lunar eciplse. His face turns red as he looked up. Diego got up bowing before the queen. Normally he would charge for building such a ship, but he would just settle getting in good graces with her. Maybe he can give him a "award" for his services. He turned to Pascia

"You do know now. That is if you will have me I will your crew's offical shipwright. I will be glad to serve such a beautiful woman like yourself. "

"Hold your horses, dude ..." Shadow gets between Pascia and Diego. "Why would you do that just like that ? .. I dont like all you random people being so kind and nice to us ..." he puts his hand on one of his swords. "I dont like your expression .. so your reasons better change my mind ..." he says, he's very serious now, not even Joanne yelling at him seemed to bother him much. He was the one that was the most suspicious out of the crew, and had good reasons too.

Diego didn't expect him to catch on to his scheme. If deigo could gain their trust and the queen's he could sneak into the castle's treasury steal the treasury hidden inside. Though diego was not evil, he was a pirate nonetheless and a greedy one at that. First in order to accomplish his plan he needed to gain this crew's trust. After all he still wanted to be apart of their crew.

"I can't just help just because I want to? You guys need a shipwright. I need a crew. We could both help each other. Besides who can say no to a crew like this? There about 1, 2, 3, 4? There are 4 girls in this crew and hot ones at that. What guy would say no? Let me build you a ship as test of my good faith."

Genshi looked at the peculiar woman who was now asking them for a favour. Why should they help her? Why shouldn't they help her was also a question. Then to the shipwright who was there so suspiciously. Maybe someone was looking out for them.

"What a stroke of luck. i say we let him join." said Genshi, ignoring Shadow's non-trusty-ness.

"It'd be good for us to have a shipwright, and with more people we are in need of a bigger ship." he said to Shadow,

Genshi was thinking with logic. Without a shipwright, they'd have to spend millions on a new ship. And that would suck for sure.

Grace growled "What the hell? this stupid old ba chan wants our help? Why should we help her? We have stuff we need to do remember? sigh. At least the baka perv is being honest *points to Diego*. Captain, why dont we just leave? Unless there is treasure involved!!!" Graces eyes widened, there must be treasure in a kingdom like this, a trove fit for pirates. She then cracked her knuckles "You give us treasure, and ill help you old lady...."

Meanwhile inside the councilors chambers there was a gathering of a few pirates, one of them was the fable Max "boomerang" Callahan, holding his giant boomerang with him. One of the counselors spoke "You did well getting here.. i have a job for you...." Max grunted and then laugh "You stupid old men cant keep a stupid b**ch under control and you want me to do it for you right?? Fine.... ill kill her... it will be far to easy....."

[[Max "Boomerang" Callahan]]
[[40,000,000 beli]]
[[Captain]]
[[Callahan pirates]]

Beside him was this crazy looking woman, with tatoos all over her face "Oi... Max.... can we hurry up? The more we wait here, the more these disgusting old farts make me feel like murdering them...." The counselors all got scared when she said this, but Max laughed "Nah, nah, she means nothing by it eh? We just gonna do our job and leave, right Charlie??" Charlie was also bald, but she had a very ample sized rack with a stunning body. "If any of them touch me Max... ill kill all of the people in this room...." Max grinned "Thats why your the first mate Charlie..."

[[Charlie "psycho" Deringer]]
[[10,000,000 beli]]
[[rookie first mate]]
[[Callahan pirates]]

Max grinned "Ok charlie.. lets go eh?" Charlie then grinned and licked her lips, "I wonder how that whores blood tastes like.... HEHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH" They left to meet the dancing wolves and the queen for her execution.

Diego smiled as Pasica accepted him in her crew, and some of the crew had agreed with her decision. He got his tools from his pockets, and went away to start building his ship. The other crew could choose the price of the ship. Diego had his eye on robbing the castle treasury once they got inside. He walked away toward the docks to get started.

"Thanks captain, I will make you guys proud. I will work on the ship while you guys handle the details over price. When its done I will meet you guys in front of the palace gates."

((OOC: Diego will be away making the ship, so the thread can continue without him for awhile.))

Genshi threw his hands in the air. This was going perfectly, all they had to do now was to help this woman and they got a ship.

"Okay former ruler lady, where exactly is this, uh, bastard?" he asked, using her very words.

((Shadow, please post the queens reply so that we can continue?? We have a deadline...))

((*coughs* Ahem.))

"Well then, i will go to my home... see you all later, i need to get a few things..."
Said Shizuka and left towards her house.