The "get the last post" game

.............. how could I forget... a devil in a midnight mass, he prayed behing stained glass... FOR WE ARE MANNY!

"You mean this bomb? Give me a break!" keymaster said, throwing the bomb off the side of the mountain, killing a hiking expedition. "I've changed my name too. It's now keymaster. Flying cloud!" a cloud appeared in front of keymaster. Keymaster then hopped onto the cloud.((why a bomb, zetsumi? I'd just end up in the place I already am. YOU ARE EQUAL TO ME, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.))

((zetsumi your post))

"Ugh... what an idiot... it's a trans-dimensional bomb keymaster you twit..." Zetsumi muttered, as he ducked back down into the secret tunnel system, locking all the entrances down. "You wouldn't end up on Everest... you'd end up in some freaky universe..." Zetsumi muttered, as he began tinkering with weapons.

just the n thetunnel system floods with slashing mist from mulitipul sides!

"I'm baaaack!" keymaster yelled, jumping off his cloud into the tunnel system, pulling out a black and purple keyblade. "i'd escape from that dimension anyways. I make no sense!" He then wacked zetsumi on the head with his keyblade.

Just before keymaster went to hit Zetsumi, he simply stepped through a trans-dimensional worm hole, leaving keymaster to be shredded by Admin-sama's mist. In the dimension Zetsumi had gone to, he quickly enlisted the service of an unlimited number of blue penguins called "Prinnies". Zetsumi the opened a larger trans-dimensional worm-hole and he lead his army through it, holding a massive scythe in his hands.

"Prinnie Squad... attack!" Zetsumi yelled out, and a massive sea of blue prinnies swarmed out of the wormhole, charging with razor sharp fished raised.

((If you don't know what a Prinnie is... google it))

Adin-sama looked at the tunnels "I'm starting to hate this guy, he has like evry power ever, Iggy! send him and his cheapness to h3ll!"

((Not every power... just alot of technology...))

"I'm not dead. I was with you watching your army assemble. Now I'm back!" Keymaster then wacked zetsumi, taking his head clean off, and his army, without a leader, went back to their dimension. "This is fun!".

"Umm... dude... wrong me..." Zetsumi said, as he tapped keymaster on the shoulder, as he was standing behind him the whole time. "You honestly think I'm stupid enough to leave myself right in the open?" Zetsumi asked keymaster, before he just tore both of keymaster's arms off, tossing them in a bot of rhino shoup. "Oh yeah... this is for my helicopter!" Zetsumi cried out, before he pistol whipped keymaster with a sawn-off shotgun repeatedly.

"And you'd think I'm that stupid too? You really underestimate people too easily..." keymaster pulled out a crucifix and holy water, and he repeatedly splashed zetsumi with it, held the crucifix in his face, "Begone demon!" ((seriously, if you're going to be like this all the time, then why should i be on this site? I'm not here to be forced to compete with a wannabe badass.))

Zetsumi just gave keymaster a bored look as the holy water was splashed onto him, and the crucifix was shoved into his face. He let out a sigh of pure boredom, and grabbed the crucifix, breaking it in half before tossing it over his shoulder.

"Puh-lease... you honestly think I'm a demon?" Zetsumi asked keymaster, before he just flicked him on the forehead. "You really, really need to get some new material..." Zetsumi said, before he shoved keymaster away from him, and just dropped a massive dog cage on his opponent.

((It was your choice to post here keymaster no baka... and you honestly need to stop thinking of me as a wanna be bad ass... your just jealous that my life is better then yours...))

"If your looking for the demon, than look no furthur!" Iggy was preparing a demonic wave of evil compliments of his demonic sammich.

((If your going to argue, do it in a pm.))

Admin-sama was using steam under his feet like rocket boots, he looked down at Iggy and smiled. "It dint take you long to learn your power, you show alot of potential with the power of H3ll you can go way farther than me, it took me ten years to learn to use mine" he grined "who else should be in our group...." he was lost in thought and paied no attention to his opponents bellow

Iggy leaned in and whispered, "Im still not completley sure of how this works, im just BSing it to freak them out."

Admin-sama noded "so was I" he said with a smile "... but I have something to back it up" he raised his hands in an odd stance "whatch this Ginga densetsu move...."

((I have FRIENDS who ACCEPT ME for WHO I AM!!! The defense rests.)) "Now why'd you do that to the innocent doggie?" Keymaster said, pulling the puppy dog ot of the cage. "As for you demon..." he turned to iggy, and then got out another crucifix and another bottle of holy water, and repeatedly splashed the holy water on iggy, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" keymaster repeated this over and over until he ran out of holy water. "Darn it."

Iggy lay writhing on the ground, "Oh Dear Satan Why?!" It wasnt enough to kill him but it butned like hell. "I Hope you dont have any more, but just incase Im standing far away from you!" Iggy ran a few yards back and culed into a ball and begain shakeing.

Keymaster patted iggy's back, saying "It's going to be ok. Don't be sad." Then he pulled out the puppy dog, handing it to iggy. 'This is for you.".

( is this still goiing on because it sounds like fun)

Vex snuck behind kemaster and jumped on his back with a metal baseball bat and attempted to bash in his head.

"Ow. That mildly hurt." keymaster said, shaking vex off his back, then turning to face vex. "I'll take that." he took the bat from vex, and threw it into the sky. "Time to fist-fight. I always loved fist-fights." keymaster got into a boxing stance.

Sanjikrazy jumped out of a box that was next to keymaster. He tackled him, grabbed the baseball and hit himself in the head, temporarily knocking him out. "Beat that."

Admin-sama held his hands together with his fingers all toiching at the ends, the burst of his mist covered him until it took the shape of a dogs head which howled as it was launched at the combatents, this condnsed mist missle had the power to crush tree, much less fill the areena with his power of slashing blades in the form of mist "I will give you a power if you survive this!"

((Why is everyone beating me up?))
"Again, that mildly hurt." Keymaster got into a boxing stance again. "Fight fair, man! Fight fair!"