The "get the last post" game

"NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!" keymaster said, diving to the left. he hit the ground with a loud thump. "Ow...my head."

"Not sure how you jumped out of a black hole to hell, but whatever." Iggy got up and ran at keymaster with dark energy surrounding his fist.

"Hey! Another brick!" keymaster hurled the brick at iggy, and it burst into flames on impact(if it hit him). "I love making absolutely no sense!"

"Mine makes even less sense!" Sanjikrazy pointed at keymaster and sent stream of fire in the form of water at keymaster.

Iggy slashed at the brick with his dark energy fist and the brick was cut to pieces, "Youll need more than a brick to stop me fool! You will pay for shooting my arm!" Iggy said still running to keymaster

"Sh-t." keymaster said, suddenly pulling out a cardboard shield. "Cardboard can take heat! Hooray for no sense!"

((Do I win?))

god no

((but I am the last to post! I WIN!!! Wooo yea!!!))

((No I am last dumba$s!))

Admin-sama fired tem more mist blasts at Keymaster

"D@mn." Keymaster died epiclly(no, not really. He just died.). Admin-sama wins!

((when you die you go to mount everist and can try and make it back to soulth africa where the fight takes place))

Iggy ran at keymasters courps and attacked it because he mad that admin sama stole his thunder

"Wow. This is a backward fight."

"I'm already dead! Jesus Christ!" keymaster yelled from the top of mount everest. "Flying cloud!" a cloud appeared in front of keymaster, which he jumped onto.

Admin-sama looked around "who dosnt have a power?"

vexthewolf doesn't have power. Let's kill him before he gets one.

I love my power! Fire in the form of brick! I think it's just plain awesome!

((so if I were to join what would I do?))

((Wait. Why has no one done this yet?))

Carefully, with great care for stealth, Irrational steals the "Last Post" from under everyone's noses. In a flash, he is gone, leaving only an empty space where the "Last Post" once rested.

At a later date, the "last post" was found in an underground market during a police raid. Any signs of Irrational were long gone. It is suspected that he sold it off for a sum of money. Eventually, the "Last Post" found its way to the Smithsonian, where it would be protected against future theft.

WTFH?
well...i guess no one tried ninja style.

Using his power fire in the form of water. He waters down the museum and steels the last post, returning it to Africa.

"Um, does anyone remember that we have a cloude of death comeing at us, Irational blew up yellowstone park." Iggy said nervously to everyone.

"my mist cut up the cloud"

"Bull SH*T you cut up the cloud!"