The "get the last post" game

this is how this works, do what ever you can to get the last post, anything, if you die you will respawn on top of mount everist and this game takes place in an open savana plain in soulth africa.... it is a role play so HAVE AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iggy566 walks into an empty room "what gives? why am i here?" when suddenly the lights come on and speaker comes out of wall and makes an anouncment "Welcome to the last post room its pretty stupid, but whatever. anyway you are being pinned against other users of this website, to get the last post! last one posting is the winner, pretty self explanitory. No cloths, Freezing rain, you may begin!" Iggy looked around him and heard foot steps comeing twords him, "This is it i spose..." and with that the game had begun.

the no clothes thing is a joke its not fo real! and were aparently in a building so there cant be rain...yeah

Admin-sama looked around the savana, the other users (exept for Iggy) were no doubt hideing in the tall grass or behind trees, some may have even been dressed as the animals fro all he knew. He sighed hevaly as he picked up his bazooka, "I realy dont want to die here, its a long walk back from mount everist where we respawn" he looked around with the scope of his Bazooka but coudent see anyone or anything it was dead quiet and the waiting was starting to sare him

Just than J3st3r snuck up behind Admin and hit him in the head with a crow bar. he started to giggle uncontrolably as he jumped into a shrub bush. and there he stayed.

((the combat rules still apply sir! so you cant call a hit))

that poorly placed blow to the head wasnt enugh to keep Admin-sama down for long, althoe it did hurt like h*ll as he got to his feet Admin-sama fired his bazooka at the bush where J35t3r was, then a shot just to the left, then a shot just to the right, he reloaded as the smoke cleared "I didnt know this held three shots at once!, I should have read the instruction book" said Admin-sama as he looked around rubing his slightly bleeding head

Iggy exited the building he had began in, afraid of the footsteps that had been comeing twords him, only to find himself in some kind of savanah. "...mkay, now what?" just then he began to hear the footsteps comeing from the building. "Oh noez! whoevers in there will be out soon, i gota hide!" Iggy ran to the nearest tree and climbed to the top, from there he could get a better veiw of where the other useres were hideing. "Oh my gawd! does Admin sama have a bazooka?!"

about this, what happens after you end up on everest? i mean you would need to cross oceans just to get back to where everyone else is, so are you out or do you just come up with some rediculousely impossible cheap way of getting back or what?

((mt everist is the respawn point because geting back is so dificult, makeing dieing such a troblesome thing))

Admin-sama checked the sight on his bazooka, and noticed it had three setings, he turned it to the blue one. As he looked into it he saw that evrything was blue but that he himels was red and yellow "Infered vission" whith this he was able to clearly locate Iggy and aming his bazooka at him in his hideing place he said "who the h*ll are you! come out!"

Iggy noticed that admin sama was aiming the bazooka right at his tree! He knew that he had to think of something. "Wait, its me Iggy! I've got no weapons, im no threat to you! Why dont we team up to get rid of the competition, then when everyone else is gone we can see which one of us will win, what say you?"

Admin-sama lowerd his bazooka "alright I have been meaning to get som minnions anyway, from now on you are a member of Admin's three, an organisation of three people who strive to crush all powers who ar'nt admins! and with my admin powers I will grant you one supernatural power!" Igguy hoped down from the tree "you can do that?" a glint went of in admin-sama's eye "YES! for example I have the power to make mist with the property of slashing blades! anything that touches my mist is cut to ribbons!!!" Iggy was confused "if thats the case then why do you have a bazooka?" "what bazooka?" "the one right.." then Iggu looked up to see that thre was no bazooka "oh that, it was an OOOOPPPTIIICAAALLL ILLLUUUUUSSIION" "what?" "what power do you want?"

Iggy was slightly taken aback by this concept of powers, he didnt know what to make of the fact that Admin sama has and can grant people powers, "To be fair to everyone else I think I wont take a power, mabey you have something in the sharp object catagory?"

admin-sama thought for a moment.................... "I think so let me check in storage" puling out a tink keyfob and presing a red buton opening op a section of the ground infront of them to reveial metal stairs, the door closed as they walked down. Iggy found himsewlf in a massive undergound base when adminsama darted into a room, as Iggy folowed him they came upon a huge shelf with loads of weapons on it "lets see... magical eliment rings, a zombakto, the buster sword.... ah here he said tossing a zabuza sowrd to the ground "it looks heavy but its made of a super light waght materal!" Iggy had to ask "how did you get all this stuff?" "oh you know... from that super rich and super evil me from another demention, i borowed all this from his leauge of evil" "oh THAT super ritch and and evil you from anothr dimemtion, OK where is he?" "on mars oppressing the peasents... need anything else while were here?"

"A sammich would be nice..." Iggy picked up his new weapon wich was lighter than he had acpected as adminsama had said. "All right, so you have all this stuff so how is this game a challenge? I mean does anyone else share this luctury?" Iggy was clearly thinking to hard about this, but its not every day you find yourself in an african savanah and instructed to kill everyone around you.

"god I hope not! but they probubly do..." said admin-sama tossing Iggy a glowing sammich "this is the sammich of lost souls anyone who eats it will..." Iggy was about to eat it "one day inherit h*ll and gets a little devil assistant named steven "he said as he gave a thms up

"Ya know, theres not very many people here, when I was in the tree i only saw you and someone hideing in a bush. Other than that there was just footsteps..." Iggy rambled for a little whilst eating his cursed sammich.

"Hey! I didn't authorize the creation of that sammich!" Zetsumi yelled out, as he rappeled down from the ceiling, firing a grappling gun at the crused sammich. "H*ll is my domain god dang it..." Zetsumi muttered to himself, as he suddenly noticed he was stuck between a rope on the ceiling, and the rope in the crused sammich.

"tricked you!!!! as soon as you bit that sammich you gained the power of demons in the form of sandwich!" Iggy was amusing himself by making sandwiches apear in his hand "well we beter get up there now" they climed the stairs back to the top

"Gibbidy gasp! how did you get in here? were you the footsteps? I WANT ANSWERS!" Iggy shouted angrily. "My sammich will be avenged!"

Admin-sama floods the small room his attacker is traped in with his mist as he closes the door to the bunker with Iggy safly inside (if you die you respawn on mount everist, we are in south africa right now) exrything in the bunker would be totaly shreaded

"Umm... I came in through the conviently placed plot hole that was somehow created by hitting Soulja boy with a sledge-hammer..." Zetsumi said, as he dangled from the ceiling by the rappling rope. "Hey admin... don't you have a character to review, and a request from someone wanting to join the Moderator user group to look at?" Zetsumi asked, as he started flailing his arms, trying to swing around.

Zetsumi's eyes widen, and he groans.

"Oh you have got to be kidding me..." Zetsumi said, as he desperatley tried to gp up the rope to exit via the plot hole he came in through.

Admin-sama looked up "we dont have any moderators on this site... ya got that? NO MODS!!!! (as for the char he has reviewd it, he's just busy)" he raised a hand to the sky and sent his mist up into the atmosphere "needle rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I think mods would be kind of nice... but there is already a line

rain dorps with the propertys of needles are falling!!!!!!!!!!! did you forget that (I dont alow mods on my sites, nothing personal)

Though... a mod would be useful to keep Gohan in check don't you guys think?

"Ah fu-" Zetsumi gets cut off in mid sentence as he gets rained on by an unknown amount of pointy needles.

Zetsumi re-awakens on the top of Mount Everest, and he searches through his pockets for an energy drink can marked "beckman sweat".

"Why did I buy this again?" Zetsumi asked himself, before he opened the can, and drained it all in one gulp.