A quick zombie related question

Here's the situation: the world has been overrun with zombies, there are very few people left. You are alive, but at this particular moment you are surrounded by hundreds of walking corpses. You are allowed to choose;

1. The location
2. One weapon to fight them off with
3. One person to fight at your side
4. The song that plays in the background

Put some thought into it, your answers will be graded and returned to you at the end of class.

I'll fight at a farm in the countryside, as farmer's don't like outsiders and there wouldn't be many people to be zombies.
I'll fight with a crowbar, for more than one reason.
The person who fights with me shall be Simon Pegg, as he has previous experience with the subject.
The Song playing shall be "working for the weekend" just for the catchyness.

1. a hotel
2. an uzi
3. Riley
4. The we are song

1. Atop a high building, I can get a great view of the surroundings and the only entrance is a door.

2. Gatling gun, effective at long range and short range

3. Paris hilton (Her height and weight would make an excellent weapon, plus access to a jet)

4. We are the future, stratovarius

1. An ACTIVE subway station, only two exits and trains going now and again on either side
2. M1932 / M712 Schnellfeuer fitted with bayonet
3. Ash Williams (yes Bruce campbell)
4. Stratovarius - Will The Sun Rise? (lyrically it works)

1. In an airport, that is out of electricity.
2. A magnum, it can really destroy those brains!
3. I would not fight if I am not with this guy:

Spoiler:

4. Resident Evil Boss Theme.

1: My house. Home-turf bonus, FTW.
2: A samurai sword! You don't need to destroy the brains, only separate the two halves!
3: Fictional charecter: A WoW mage. Samurai swords aren't famed for their wide range of fiery destruction, so while I take out single targets, s/he can handle clumps of zombies and burn/freeze them.
Real charecter: Jackie Chan. Kung Foo goodness all around.
4. "Thriller", for the irony.
or
The theme song for the Hollow's in Bleach.

1. Cathedral for epicness
2. A huge crucifix taken off of the wall (like 7-foot-high, the kinds you find in catholic churches)
3. Jesus. It's freaking Jesus! (that or Indiana Jones, they're equal in strength)
4. "Deathmask Divine" by The Black Dahlia Murder, if it were modern music I had to pick from. If not then dramatic Gregorian chant to fit the scenery. Hehe. Better yet: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Frankie Vallie Especially the chorus.

1. A hotel
2.

3. the entire expendables team, i mean seriously? who would not want Jason Statham to be beside them in a fight for survival

4. im not sure..... heavy metal, maybe ramstein

pretty sure your only alowed one partner, if I can have more than one Id take every single power ranger

well here's why I like my area, the subway station is a liner corridor with only two entrances which have steep stairs and turn style gates on them which would halt the spread of the undead, also the trains running side by side prevent their numbers from really accumulating as large groups would be mowed down every so often, also Ash and I could stand back to back on a higher platform in the middle (like a seating area or support beam) and attack each hord (one from each entrace) togeather, also escape is as simple as geting on one of the trains or fighting up some strairs (which zombies already have problems with) also Ash has the experiance of three bouts of zombies and an army of skelitons under his belt

1. My house
2. Nothing cause my partner will be ...
3. Chuck Norris
4. Numa Numa :O

aw dam shadow I was about to say Chuck Norris as my fighter dude.
You beat me to it.
D=

I knew some1 will sooner or later try to use him so I had to do it, my apologies ! D;

theres no rule saying that you cant have the same partner, weapon or song as someone else...

1. In the mountains in a dense forest (because it's cool, alright?!)
2. An array of mutant plants (yay for plantz vs. Zombies!)
3. I pick... my hubby Iggy (yes, I am indeed dragging you into this)
4. this one >:3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g&feature=search

1. A chapel
2. G36C
3. Morgan Freeman as God
4. Numb by Linkin Park

Zoros_babe_1 wrote:

1. In the mountains in a dense forest (because it's cool, alright?!)
2. An array of mutant plants (yay for plantz vs. Zombies!)
3. I pick... my hubby Iggy (yes, I am indeed dragging you into this)
4. this one >:3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g&feature=search

I'm... flattered? Although I'm not much for fighting, I make
excelent bait, and now that you've called me out, I suppose I
should answer my own question. (plants vs zombies FTW.)

I have a lot of these thought out, I'll share the better ones

1. My "die a hero" scenario
Location- A ruined city, on top of a car that had crashed into a light pole.
Weapon- One pistol
Partner- I never had a partner picked out for this one, so I'll return the favor and say my dearest wife Zoros_babe.
Song- Time to say goodbye

Here's how this scenario plays out, I'm on top of the car, which is completly surrounded, and I'm shooting at the horde. I only have a pistol and I'm quickly running out of bullets. I'm only delaying the inevitable for myself, down to my last bullet I decide to take the easy way out, then I notice that my partner, in this case Zoros_babe who has been fighting outside the huge circle of zombies, is just about to be bitten by a zombie she didn't notice, with my last bullet I shoot that zombie to save her life just before I'm torn to beef by the horde of dead.

1. At the last floor of a skyscraper with all the windows locked and the elevator destroyed so that the only way I can get out is to exit from the main door.
2. The Umbrella that my grandfather gave me. (Power of the FAMILY!!!)
3. Bruce Lee because he beat Chuck Norris!!! (Note: I wanna kill Shadow because I would choose Chuck Norris XD)
4. Prison Break theme.

I'm necromancing this thread! Deal with it.

1. Playboy Mansion.
2. 13 crates of frag grenades. each holding up to 60 grenades within them. Emergency fail safe plan has rigged the crates with a detonation charge, should I have need of it.
3. Jerry Springer. He should be old and slow enough to distract the zombies if something goes wrong.
4. Invincible. Because if I'm going to be eaten alive, I'm going to be awesome while I do it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZISPq77oBrs

1. Where: On a zombie-apocalypse survival river train. The zombies that are supposedly walking all around me? They're walking on the bottom of the ocean, suckers.

2. What weapon: My zombie-apocalypse survival river train, of course.

3. Who: Doesn't matter, they're safe with me. No zombie can do jack to me on this boat.

4. What music: Whatever I want to listen to, I have all the time in the world. Zombie foes ain't got jack. Probably awesome classical music booming over the speakers.

Real :

1. On a skyscraper.
2. Swords.
3. Gorge St-Pierre ( Because he came from my native town and he his a MMA/UFC World Champion. )
4. Re-Education ( Through Labor ) - Rise Against.


For fun :

1. On the beach. ( Relaxing, you will know why with my patner. )
2. The seven dragonballs.
3. Sengoku, SSJ 4 if I can choose. I mean who can survive against a KAMEHAMEHA ! ( I rather die getting myself eat by zombies than to miss chance to see a real kamehameha. )
4. Teletubbies' theme song. ( Zombies will defenitily cry. )

Now we know why there are zombies around.