Just for laughs (random fruits)

I was joking to TBL. Am I really that serious seeming?

My new fruit would be the Euphemism Euphemism fruit. It would let you make anything you ever wanted into a euphemism and no one would debate its smoothness.

Nerd Nerd Fruit, Allows the user to send off a beam that will automatically turn the one hit by the beam into a Dungeons and Dragons, Live with your mom while your a 45 year old virgin, Driving a Yellow Buggy you named "Herbie", NERD!

Lol..I got creative with that one xDDD

And yes! YOU SCARE ME!! D:

=runs and hides under my covers=

FYI: Beat that fruit >

Oh it's on, but for now a cheap jab.

It's called the Naruto Naruto fruit. It allows you to create obscene amounts of filler with no value for the entire plot which to this point has been shorter than the amount of episodes created before than. It also allows you to create one that every once in a while is good, which gives you a very falce hope.

And a self-depricating fruit.
The rant rant fruit. It allows you to be like me and point out as many flaws a thing or person has without any talent. Bonus points if you still think you have skills.

Grr..okay..okay..

Death Death fruit, Allows the user to think of who he wants to die and that person will die the second the user thinks "DIE"

PWND! >

I'm not impressed by that one, as it has many great uses. Like reenacting deathnote with a slightly different end or getting revenge on whoever took the last slice of pizza in a lunch line.

Lmao, EXACLTY! You better not piss that user off O.o

Omg..you just gave me an Idea for a topic..

What if EVERYONE in the world had a devil fruit power..even at birth...but they couldn't use it until they knew what it was, or knew how to summon its power..

OMG I'm so making a Roleplay Topic on that! OMG! Thanks CM!

You're welcome, just glad to assist anyone.

headache headache fruit: gives the user the power to have a headache for all eternity


if you were wondering... yes I have a headache atm xD

Nami nami fruit: Allows your breasts to grow massively in size over the time period of like three arcs.


Is that too innapropriate? Cuz I don't wanna suddenly get banned for discussing innapropriate content or something...

Crap crap fruit: forces eater to crap himself for all eternity.

InTents wrote:

Nami nami fruit: Allows your breasts to grow massively in size over the time period of like three arcs.


Is that too innapropriate? Cuz I don't wanna suddenly get banned for discussing innapropriate content or something...

fact: in the films (especially the turtle island one) the size and gravity of Nami and Robin's breasts were outrageously enhanced to the point of being absurd specifically to make fun of this as an inside joke on the part of the creators, also, ever notice how Oda reuses female bodies? For example Skadi, Handcock, Robin and whitebeard's nurses all have the same figure

and now a gag fruit

The once once fruit

power: gives the user the power to do anything once
weakness: the user can only do things once, this includes breathing

=O i need to go see the turtle island movie

real classy InTents

Panda Panda no Mi
Allows the user to become PANDAMAN!!!

you know animefreak911, that fruit can be useful, you dont want to see a panda angry, RAWR, lol

Yeah...
but the 333,333,333 belli bounty is not that usefull... xD

lol xD indeed, I read once one bit someone's hand off xD

The Surprize Surprize Fruit.

You take a bite and your arms fall. Surprize!

Naruto Naruto Fruit
Allows the user to give a series more filler episodes than episodes which follow the plot.

plate plate fruit.
allows the user to turn into a plate

no mi

Name: no mi

Type: Paramecia

Effect:

AFROOOOO POWAAAAAAHHH!!!!

transform transform not fruit

makes you unable to transform

and

swimnot swimnot

makes you unable to swim
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And for the ultimate, this one's epic and could be used in the real world
Pizasuraisu Pizasuraisu no mi

makes you able to always get the last pizza slice or cookie !!!

The Pedo Pedo Fruit

Zoan type. Allows the user to transform into PEDOBEAR!!!

B.Tucker645 wrote:

The Pedo Pedo Fruit

Zoan type. Allows the user to transform into PEDOBEAR!!!

Small Children Beware.