The item thread

I tell you to hurry up with the moon, I need help!

I grab the moon and slam it into clowny. Then suddenly he turns into four clownies. Crud.

I question you math skills as 1-1 does not =4. But I fight on anyway, I throw you at one of the clowns.

THe clownie explodes. Trying to kill me are you?

Mabey...Regardless, I throw myself at one of the clowns.

The clownie explodes. There are 2 clownies left, only one way to find the real one!

Having both been flung at exploding clowns, niether of us were doinf so well. I figured the only way to find the real one, was to hit them both at the same time, so we both got into the catipult and fired ourselves at the two clowns.

My one exploded which hurt alot, but your clownie dodged. Then he shot lasers at you. Wow this sucks.

I dodge the lazers, then I become the engineer amd hit a box of meat patties with a wrench, it becomes a gun and I shoot at the clown.

Then your friend the casheer disables the gun and laughs "I'm a spy!"

((Okay. I'm back.))

I refuse to take the vacuum cleaner. I have no intention of cleaning up after this man's ghost mess.

THEN YOU ARE DOOMED! he yells annoyingly.

NO! YOU'RE DOOMED!
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The old man has an epileptic fit. God you're mean.

I ker-BONK the spy in the face!

The spy is hurt but still alive, and then I ran up. I shot him in the back of the head with my sawed off shotgun.
((Go scouts!!))

God? I have no god.

Yes you do... His name is either Shigeru Minamoto, Bill Gates, or sony guy.

I throw the dead spy at the last clown.

The clown eats the spy and mutates into a mime!!

I said... I have... No god.

Oh god!! He is immune to the higher video gaming power!!! The old man died from an epileptic fit, and you are standing there...
Wanna steal his stuff?

The mime can do nothing, as it is a mime, the curse is lifted.