Choose Your Own Adventure

Follow them and if they try to stop you, kindly point out your lighter is on their crate. So when they let you get closer take the crate and the cart and run to the house on the hill.

Explain, not so calmly that the box fell out of your pants pocket and is therefore yours to begin with, it might not hurt to add you have no memory of it.

Sharpen a random stick that happens to be right next to a rock that happens to be right next to you and take one of em hostage.

Push them into the hole

Beat them with Potato magic but fail as only Carrot and Beat Magic exist.

new suggestion: update comic

I'm pretty sure Justin Credible isn't working on any comics that I know of. And would it have killed you let these good people know that a storm tore down a bunch of wires, and that I lost power? You were there, you knew.

Anywho, as of last night my week without internet is over and I will continue to update this thing at least once a week. Hopefully more, but let's not get carried away.

You, not so calmly, explain to the men that the crate is rightfully yours because someone put it in your pants, hoisting up your trousers for emphasis.



With your hysterics over with, the men exchange nervous glances and then one of them reaches for something in his coat.



You wonder what he's getting. Maybe your story convinced them and he's phoning in to headquarters to let them know that the crate belongs to you! Or maybe he has mints. God you hope it's mints.



This isn't mints. This isn't mints at all.

Leap at them and grab them transferring the electricity like to true master fire bender....

Go into the avatar state and redirect the lightning

You fall to the floor drooling and shit your pants out of the shock of it and once the shock is over you throw your now dirty pants at them.

wake up in a new location tied to a chair

You pass out and wake up somewhere... at first you don't know where it is but when you look through the window you realize it's the house you were watching from the distance before... you look down and discover that your cigarr has been cut off...

Piss your pants, err... blow a smoke ring in shock. Then headbutt the taser out of the man's hands.

You wake up in a dark room. You see a light seeping out from an unknown source behind you, it casts an eerie shadow on the floor in front of you. You are sitting in a chair, although you remain unbound. This leads you to believe that whoever brought you here had no intentions of keeping you. You assume the strange men probably dragged you here after knocking you out, but then again, why? To what end would that serve? They obviously had no use for you, so why not just leave you there? You decide your head hurts to much for sleuthing right now, 100,000 volts will have that effect on a guy, but you can determine that you are in that house you saw earlier by looking through a nearby window. What do you do?

Light the cigar to examine the room and search for items to escape.

Lights flick on and you find out that your cigar is hooked up to a car battery whilst a man gets ready to shock you till you tell him everything you know

Flying jump kick the door and run like a bish, this shit is getting way to real for you!

check inventory

GO AVATAR STATE AND BLOW UP THE WHOLE HOUSE THIS SHIT GOT REAL AND NOW YOU NEED VENGANCE

Look down and find that your Cigar is missing, Enter Boss with Cigar in mouth

You can't stop thinking about how cool it would be if you were the avatar, everything would be so easy! But dreams and wishes will get you nowhere, it's time to leave childish things aside and face life. You are not now, nor will you ever be, the avatar. Ever.



Now that you've come to terms with that, you should probably start doing something productive. You think back to the items that fell out of your pockets. Only two items fell out, who's to say there wasn't more in there? Especially when you consider the size of the crate, there could be anything in your seemingly bottomless pockets! But it's going to be tough to see the items in this dark room. If only you could see what you had without rummaging through it all.



Did I mention that you totally can? You just have to check inventory to take stock of whats in those pockets of yours, even in low light conditions! So convenient. Now, let's see what you've got.



From the looks of it, your pockets are not as bottomless as you thought with only 5 slots to keep items, still more impressive than your average pant pocket. The item in the first slot is a length of rope, could be useful. The second item is an entire stop sign, gonna be a little harder to find a use for that. And the last on is... Oh come on! Another lighter? Wait. 98 other lighters?! Whoever put all these things in your pockets had a sick sense of humor. You suppose that means that objects will stack, which is neat. But really, what would you need 99 stop signs for? More like, what wouldn't you need 99 stop signs for.
You have two free spaces left, one of which probably held the mysterious crate at some point which implies that each space can hold some pretty hefty cargo. But what can be done with these items you have?

Try to open the door to let in more light. If it is locked, bash it open with the stop sign, wielding the traffic control signal like a weapon.

(Was that a logical suggestion? I think I'm in love.)

Get out, and place the stop sign in front of any pursuers. Once they stop like they're legally supposed to(may have to remind them of that), you need to tie them up with the length of the rope. The take the lighters and lite the fuse you never noticed before coming out of the crate.