Accident thread

the virus thing wasnt a lie.

i got in a plane crash and was the only survivor, but every doctor they sent to help me quit on the spot at the site of my mangled bodie, and later went insane, until the famus vampire docter Carlisle Cullen showed up and bit me turning me in to a immortal vampire, as was my last chanse at life, my real name is none other thn Edward Cullen.

stop reading twilight, no really this is an intervention

Yah. There are too many lies in this thread.

I will have to counter all of the previous "LOL I AM SUPER STRONG" comments with something completely opposite.

I got into a fight at school once. I was beaten in one punch. But today, I have learned to take punches. I just still can't deliver one. I can kick though. Up to 6 straight up without jumping.

TWILIGHT!!!!!! i love twilight, all my friends (guys) think im crazy... sigh...
anyways... ive never really been in an accident, well not one that hurt me. some of my bright ideas have hurt other people though. like pulling a rollerskater behind a bike broke my friends arm, and sledding down a hill next to a pond broke my friends spine (it was his lower spine and only a small fracture, hes ok, but was out for a year). so ya, im generally pretty lucky, maybe i leach off other peoples luck....

((As long as were all lying about our strength))
I was an aborted fetus, they tossed me in the toilet and sent me into the sewers. Luckley for me the sewers were filled with toxic waste and they reanimated my lifless fetus corpse. I grew stronger with every passing day, and befriended the local sewer gators. Now I am as strong as an aligator, and able to run as fast as the white water rapids! But my secret must be conceiled, thus I must never leave the sewers, lest I be destroyed.

Interesting story...((Don't say were all lying, that's not true. I don't know about you guys, but I only told the truth))

((yeah like h3ll you did))

the man who aborted Iggy was bloody Roger, the greatest abortionist in all the world, he had everything, fame, money, power, and before they hung him from the gallows these were the final words he spoke: "my fortune is yours for the taking, I left everything I won in a fetus jar" ever since then young abortionists have set off to make there dreams come true!

((What? When did I lie??? I take offense when people call me a liar??? It hurts...))

I'm gonna' be KING of the abortionists!

And Admin-Sama has gone mad. It is regrettable, but we must put him down.

what? if anything it is me who has the authority to put all of you down.... but I don't want to

Admin-sama wrote:

I'm gonna' be KING of the abortionists!

Gotta' kill 'em all!
Fetusmon!
((you told me about that one.))

ah yes fetus-mon...... lets skip that one for now

yes. Yes we should.

yeah...

hang on a second YOU weren't there at the time!

At what time?

when I invented, wrote several episodes of, and composed the theme song for, fetus-mon, a Pokemon parody with dead fetuses as the pokemon

So?

so dont act like you were..... it's lieing

I never said I was. Don't call me a liar. I don't lie.

He was talking to keymaster.

Oh...