Weapons survey

Ok, this is in no relation to the site, but If you yorself had to have three weapons, one for close, mid, and long range. Which would they be? there are some rules here
1) follow the format I give later
2) dont go overboard (no nukes or fleash eating viresses ect.)
3) be as detailed as posible
4) use only real weapons (no magic or robotics ect.)
5) have fun!

the format: (use for all three)

Name:
Range: (close is arm's leingth, mid is twice that and long, which is three times close)
Discription: (only a phisical discription even though it is a real weapon tell us all about it!)
Reason for chooseing:
Why you like it: (the only optional part)
Picture: (manditory)

Name:
Range: (close is arm's leingth, mid is twice that and long, which is three times close)
Discription: (only a phisical discription even though it is a real weapon tell us all about it!)
Reason for chooseing:
Why you like it: (the only optional part)
Picture: (manditory)

Name:
Range: (close is arm's leingth, mid is twice that and long, which is three times close)
Discription: (only a phisical discription even though it is a real weapon tell us all about it!)
Reason for chooseing:
Why you like it: (the only optional part)
Picture: (manditory)

remember this has nothing to do with the site

Name: Steel Tonfa
Range: Close
Discription: These are steel sticks ruffly 20" long, with a 6" handle positioned so that the main sick is 3" longer than the elbow and 3" longer than the fist when held, these are used by ither striking with the top, spining at the handle, or swiping with the long ends
Reason for chooseing: I can actualy use Tonfa alright in real life, there alto of fun to use, and defensive reasons
Why you like it: Tonfa are awesome! never underestimate me when I have them!
Picture:

Name: Self lighting powder bombs
Range: Mid
Discription: these are around 7" long tubes of very strong cardboad filled with gun powder, the wicks are around 2 and a half inches and stiff as boards, these have the same stuff as matches on the ends and light when struck against and surface, like a self lighting match
Reason for chooseing: tactical advantage mostly, would you realy expect me to pull out BOMBS?
Why you like it: these actualy exist! I was realy suprised and amsed to find them
Picture:
(I know it is from an anime but they ARE real I promise! there just super rare!)

Name: Throwing Darts
Range: Long
Discription: smallish metal darts which are waighted for throwing, thses have a sharp metal point on the ends and are tossed quite easily
Reason for chooseing: I have practiced with them, I can now throw tree suprisingly acuretly, realy pluss they can be used to play a game when you arnt fighting!
Why you like it: tactical reasons, I can change the direction of my bombs in mid air with them!
Picture:

....... Is anyone else going to do this? if not I will remove it

.... seriously ANYONE?

............................. fine, FINE! screw you guys, Im goin' home!