Cheesiest pick up line

That's okay! I brought my attack dog with a built in forcefield!!!

That's the girl I married, so resourceful! *heart eyes*

*sigh* missles? they smell awefull...

*shoots down every single missle with a slingshot one at a time*

*is a slingshot*

Drats! Hmm....Go Venusaur! Use Frenzy Plant! *venusuar makes large spiky vines erupt from the ground* *is on its back* Yay!

Go Charizard! Flame thrower! *charizard sets the venusaur on fire*

Go Cubone! You don't have to do anything, I just wanted a Cubone.

Ummm ... off topic, arent we ? .. oh well.
Go Heracross ! Rock slide ! *Rock Slide hits Charizard*

We've been off topic so long the off topic became the topic.

Yeah lol
Anyway, while Heracross is doin that ... Starmie, Ice beam ! *Ice beam into nothingness*

*A wild Smeargle appears with Lock On and Sheer Cold sketched and uses these attacks on everyone.End of the battle.*

*tosses empty can of repell away* my my this has become a pokemon battle then? thats most troublesome, you see my Aggron here has sturdy so shear cold didnt effect it... and now I think its time for some steel attacks, Smeargle is a normal type isnt it? *gestures to Aggron who cuts it down with an iron claw*

*Smeargle diez. Aggron gains 100 exp. Aggron leveled up! Aggron learned Metal Claw , but Aggron knows four moves. Are you sure you want to learn Metal Claw?"*

Meanwhile...*Wild Chuck Norris appeared!"

SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL! Its a Wild Chuck Norris *Pulles out a MAster Ball* Poke Ball GO!
*Master ball hits Wild Chuck Norris, and red light engulfs and he dissapears into the Pokeball.*
*CONGRADULATIONS YOU HAVE CAUGHT A CHUCK NORRIS!*

Chuck Norris i Choose You!

*Chuck Norris breaks free of the Masterball! Chuck Norris uses Super Duper Mega Ultra Giga Hyper Beam!!!*

BUT MASTER BALLZ CANT BE BROKEN! Why is Fate so Crule!

chuck norris huh? I remember this guy... hmm well I cant compete with you... I give up... asuming this dosent work!

*summons, resurected Bruce Lee (the only man to have beaten chuck noris in life), Ben Beckmen (ben f*cking beckmen) Leeroy Jankens, then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to the feild in attack mode*

*Wild Goku appears. Wild Goku uses Potara! Chuck Norris caught Potara! Wild Gorris uses Super Duper Ultra Giga Mega Hyper Kamehameha!!!*

Super Sayen level Infinity I CHOOSE YOU!
*Super Sayen Level Infinity appears. Super Sayen uses Awesomply Super Duper Overpowerd SPIRIT BALL!*

*Wild Gorris uses Protect Miror Coat!*

Goddamnit Cubone, we're getting smoked out here! Quick, use Cheesey Pick up line!

Cubone popped his collar and strutted out to the battle field. He approached Chuck, ready to deliver the ultimate pick up line, but then remembered that he could only say "Cubone."

Go Diglet!
Go Magicarp!
Go pineco!

Eh. You peoples is very mean. PIPLUP, use Surf! *tidal wave appears ready to crush all* Go, my four Togepis! Use Ice Beam! *they create ice spheres to protect Keymaster, Admin-Sama, Iggy, and myself*

I should have posted before Maxulus made Chuck norris appeared...

Angels sang out,
in immaculate chorus.
And down form the heavans,
descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
which could shatter bones.
into the crotch
of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground,
writhing in pain,
while batman changed back
into Bruce Wane.
But Chuck saw,
through his clever disguise.
And he crushed batman's head,
in between his thighs.