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+13keymaster Gael Shadow Kaito Sasaki Iggy Frog Dragon InTents Layman Iconoclast Endarkened zoros_babe_1 TheBlackLuffy Future Shock nikz200 17 posters |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:57 pm | |
| While stealing pickup lines is lame, Intents the post wasn't right above, it was 6 posts up. 6>1.
Heres a weak one. Is your father an alien? Cause there's nothing as hot as you on Earth! |
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InTents
Posts : 1310 Join date : 2010-03-02 Age : 29 Location : Your backyard
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:59 pm | |
| There was a quote of my post right above tho. | |
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Layman Iconoclast Admin
Posts : 10667 Join date : 2008-07-01 Age : 32 Location : I am everywhere I see everything
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:02 pm | |
| people actualy USE pickup lines? Oh my god thats funny! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:17 pm | |
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Frog Dragon
Posts : 1274 Join date : 2010-03-26 Age : 29 Location : Blarg
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:59 am | |
| "Were your parents oysters? Because you are such a pearl." Not mine, I just translated it. | |
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TheBlackLuffy
Posts : 1722 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 31 Location : Narina
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:29 am | |
| Oh..wow...Frog wins. That one was just terrible.. | |
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zoros_babe_1
Posts : 729 Join date : 2009-08-01 Age : 31 Location : The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:30 am | |
| I know that milk does the body good but, DANG! How much milk did you drink?
Do you have a quarter? I wanna call my mom and tell her I Just met the girl of my dreams.
Your parents must have been bakers, because you have nice buns.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'M cute.
My lips hurt, would you kiss them better?
Is your dad a terrorist? 'cause you are da bomb!
I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty!
(Mind you, if anyone EVER used these on me, they'd earn a swift kick to the groin... then I'd laugh at them) | |
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Iggy Admin
Posts : 3583 Join date : 2008-07-02 Age : 31 Location : The hearts and songs of all the worlds children.
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:29 pm | |
| I'll make a mental note of that Zoro.
I heard this one used while on my trip. "The smell of your hair makes me sleepy." Some guy used this on my younger sister...and it worked.
Also- "Have you ever been commited? Cause you're insanely pretty." | |
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Layman Iconoclast Admin
Posts : 10667 Join date : 2008-07-01 Age : 32 Location : I am everywhere I see everything
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:29 pm | |
| OAO Iggy thats the creepiest thing Ive heard all month
*chloroform rag to the face* looks like my pick up line worked | |
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TheBlackLuffy
Posts : 1722 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 31 Location : Narina
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:11 pm | |
| Do you have an Inhaler? Because you got ASSma!
((Ass + Ma (Girl) = GET IT! PUN FTW!!)
Excuse me, You dropped something! What? My jaw...
Yep...those are real..
You must like to Spicy food, because your hot! | |
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Layman Iconoclast Admin
Posts : 10667 Join date : 2008-07-01 Age : 32 Location : I am everywhere I see everything
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:30 pm | |
| Hey are those new shoes? Because Im going to chain you up in my basement for decades | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:11 am | |
| Instead of a pickup line, just sing never gonna give you up to the person. |
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TheBlackLuffy
Posts : 1722 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 31 Location : Narina
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:13 am | |
| Lmao, That actually would work.. | |
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Iggy Admin
Posts : 3583 Join date : 2008-07-02 Age : 31 Location : The hearts and songs of all the worlds children.
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:33 pm | |
| We're no strangers to love. | |
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TheBlackLuffy
Posts : 1722 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 31 Location : Narina
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:31 pm | |
| You know the rules, and so do I... | |
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Iggy Admin
Posts : 3583 Join date : 2008-07-02 Age : 31 Location : The hearts and songs of all the worlds children.
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:41 pm | |
| A full commitment's what I'm thinkin of | |
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TheBlackLuffy
Posts : 1722 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 31 Location : Narina
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:57 pm | |
| You wouldn't get it from any other guy.. | |
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Iggy Admin
Posts : 3583 Join date : 2008-07-02 Age : 31 Location : The hearts and songs of all the worlds children.
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:59 pm | |
| IIIIIIIIIIII Just want to tell you how I'm feelin | |
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Endarkened
Posts : 302 Join date : 2010-04-11 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:37 am | |
| Gotta make you ... understand... | |
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Frog Dragon
Posts : 1274 Join date : 2010-03-26 Age : 29 Location : Blarg
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:51 am | |
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InTents
Posts : 1310 Join date : 2010-03-02 Age : 29 Location : Your backyard
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:45 am | |
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Iggy Admin
Posts : 3583 Join date : 2008-07-02 Age : 31 Location : The hearts and songs of all the worlds children.
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| Never gonna run around and desert you | |
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InTents
Posts : 1310 Join date : 2010-03-02 Age : 29 Location : Your backyard
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:08 pm | |
| Never gonna make you cry, | |
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Iggy Admin
Posts : 3583 Join date : 2008-07-02 Age : 31 Location : The hearts and songs of all the worlds children.
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:10 pm | |
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InTents
Posts : 1310 Join date : 2010-03-02 Age : 29 Location : Your backyard
| Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:18 pm | |
| Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. | |
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