Cheesiest pick up line

Gaahk! Oh cruel fate! Why now in my brightest hour must you strike me down? Zoros babe, my love, do not grieve for me. Let happiness find you wherever you go. My only regret is that I won't be there to share in that happiness with you. Bye bye b-black bird...

I put my hands in the air "I cant, i cant work like this, where the hell is my STARBUCKS!!!!?"

Wait... this is just movie?! I-I thought I was really marrying Iggy *sniffle, sniffle*

"Nah Iggy is marrying some actress on hollywood, who is blonde, lol"

If it's a movie then why did you actualy stab me?

Oh wait.. that's not the actor. That's an assassin in disguise. I hear the assassin line of work requires lots of coffee.

My eyes widen "Holy shit, i stabbed you? I thought it was a prop with fake blood!!! The blood is not fake? You gave me a real sword? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!"

Trading the brunette amazon for a blonde bimbo!? D8< I'm offended.

I go beside The dying Iggy "Wha would you like me to tell your blonde fiancee?" lol why is hair color always the definition of a girl/woman?

No, shooting this movie has opened my eyes to what an extradinory person you are, so I'm leaving my blonde fiance for you Zoros bab- wait a minute! "Zoros babe?" who's this Zoro guy you never bothered to mention?

"Ummm Iggy , you do realise, you are bleeding and your vital organs are failing? we should get you to a hospital. Oh Zoro, cool guy very serious, hang on a minute, before we filmed, ZB got a text from Zoro...." lol

I refuse treatment, I have nothing left to live for!

No Iggy! That's not true! Zoro's a thing of the past for me. You're my only future! *sobs*

My phone rings "Hey Nik here, oh yea, hey zoro bro, wats up man? Oh? Zb Zoro said he tried to reach you, he asked if you still want to go to lunch , No prob zoro bro, we still on for sword training ? Sweet see ya man."

LIES!!!! Zoro was kidnapped by my friend Becky long ago and forced into a marriage with her! (this is sounding an awful lot like a Soap...)

"Yes and he and Becky had a son, which is ME!!!!!" (hahahahha i love this)

*le gasp!*

If only I had'nt been so blind! It's too late for me, the nearest hospital isn't for miles...

Don't we have an on-set first aid squad here?

"My father now says that he will have both of you now, but i disagree, i will have you!!!!!" Picks up ZB in front of the dying Iggy and drags her away "Good bye Iggy , you were a wonderful player in this game!!!MUAHAHAHAAAHA"

IGGY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LIVE! LIVE TO FIND ME!!! WE WILL BE TOGETHER! IT'S OUR DESTINY!

*real Iggy bursts through the door* WAIT! That man you see dieing before is actualy me evil twin brother, Yggi!

"MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA , you are too late IGGY!!!!"

Then epic sounding person in the background "Will ZB ever escape Nikz clutches? will Iggy's find ZB? Will Zoro get ZB? Will ZB ever tell anyone her darkest secrets ? Find out in the next episode in LOVE AND ONE PIECE"

((We should actually make this a weekly thing, it would be hilarious))

((we should continue it tomorrow in the chibi lounge I've got to go to bed at this point))

Hehe.