The Devil Fruit Issue...

yeah... funkfreed...

anna_mage wrote:

…probably completely off topic, but that elephant icon is invoking disturbing images to me. Something about it is just very, very awkward. >.>;;

His name is Saggy Sammie!

Funkfreed? Isn’t that Spandam’s weapon? ‘Cause if it’s an expression, I’m not very familiar with it… *searches for an expression encyclopedia*

yeah its the eliphant sword

Not sure thats what she meant, but sure, why not.

Yay! I’m not missing out on anything <3

Tale of obliviousness: In occasion, I was dining out with my friends. Try and imagine a LONG dinner table hoarded with juniors. That was us. We tend to be on hyperactivity rushes or photographic spurs (cameras won’t stop going off in our hands, even if we’re talking. We get rather entertaining expressions in our pictures). In what must’ve been a reaction from an exaggerated Mountain Dew consumption, one of my pals suddenly upped his glass and called out: “Where do men come from?!” I, as the quickest mouth of my grade, answered the first planet that came to my mind: “Uranus!!!”
…
There were five seconds of absolute silence, half a minute of uncontrolled laughter, and I was only able to notice what I had actually said about a 15 seconds after I said it. I may be the quickest mouth, but apparently I’m not the quickest brain. >.>;;

That's why I never talk, ever! (only half true.)

But it’s so fun when it happens! They’re like little jewels of humor that I like to share with others around me. You can say I do the best with my occasional stupidity XD
I have another such little oblivious moment, but it’s difficult to understand without a little context. Anyone here ever seen ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights’?

I have not seen that movie/show/play/musicale, why?

I have

But what is it?

'Robin Hood - Men in Tights' is a comedy movie that plays with the old story of Robin Hood. I'd advise it to practically anyone seeing as it has a Monty Python-ish humor which tends to be very popular. Anyways, in the movie, the damsel in distress and to-be Miss Hood has a chastity (?) belt... literally. She took a vow not to have sex unless it is with her husband, so she wears an iron diaper of sorts with a huge lock to prevent pretty lady from having relationships. Along the movie, there is a moment in which she's kidnapped. The villain wants to take her so that she'd then be forced to marry him.
He just forgets that she has the darned iron diaper. So, I watched this movie for the first time with my friends and, on the very moment she is kidnapped, I bluntly state: "But he doesn't have the fucking key!" (unfortunately, I had a period of a little of an excessive verbal cussing.)
To that, one of my friends answered: "Literally..."
...
About ten seconds later I realized what he meant and gave a surprised "Oh!"
That triggered so much laughing that we were forced to pause the movie and wait for about five minutes until our stomachs stopped aching from overexertion.

I live for moments like that

Oh thats fun! Well I'll just jot that down on my already massive movie list, seriously, by the time I see all the movies I wanted to see, I'll be out of college, living in a run down motel, with twenty cats, wondering where it all went wrong.

I'm made of little moments like those, apparently.
You know, if I eventually end up with a bunch of cats, I'd somewhat consider it a success. It's tough enough to have one, taking care of multiple felines would be like trying to take care of the Gaol with a little Luffy running loose inside.

In my experience with cats, I've found them either to be extremely nice, or completely evil. Usually evil, but never in between.

my kitty wants you to think that hes evil but hes really not

My cat is not only cowardly, but neurotic too. He's extremely picky and won't bite or scratch a living being even to save his life. He's been accidentally neutered (yes, accidentally) and has grown the habit of being somewhat crazed ever since. He acts in a rather human like way, making expressions I didn't find possible for most kitties to make.
Most of all... I can make him Yodel! XDDDDD Link

is that your video?

No, it isn't. It was very entertaining though. The techniques also work if you apply them daily... only my kitty needs protection on all four paws. He's very jubilant while yodelling >.>;;

my cat hates being handles... little Kage needs to learn though

Most of my guests own either more then one cat or a dog. He goes ballistic with the animal scent and hides in my closet. I practically have a full other cat made out of all the fur he leaves there! Although, he likes one of my friends way too much. Twister keeps on rubbing against my pal's leg and demanding his attention none stop! I still think there's catnip involved with that strange attraction somehow...

my cat came in to my home one winter at four in the mourning and stayed there... to this day we have no Idea how he got in

...I would be lightly disturbed... yet completely delighted! Disturbed because I live in the twelvth floor and delighted because my father would be much too amazed with the kitty in order to shoo it.
A frog did find its way to my apartment though. No clue how.

Hawk wrote:

i heard that each devil fruit contains a demon in it and when you eat it the devil lives in your body, but if you try to eat a another one the devils will try to kill each other resulting in the users death as well (one piece wiki)

Yeah that's what I heard too!!