A never ending story with many authors

so just keep the story going! It will be told in first person by refering to the main character as "I" try to keep it coherant but silly randomness would do in a pintch

The Story:
One day I had some free time and decided to log on to a one piece RP called Race to the Grand line when....

...I found that it had been shut down by internet banditos who appeared...

who appeared to be fighting over the rights of the inter-streets. They had set up a territory, where anyone who tresspared would be...

forced to hug a tree, and ...

...Eat several cabbages of a stick until...

...their victim exploded into little bits that would rain down and cause...

... erosion over a long period of time in order to lower the height of mount everest so that....

...their troops wouldn't have to run around it and it would be a strait shot to the internet super core, which they would use to...

....finaly win the game.....

...and destroy 4chan to end all...

...memes because.....

...Weegee was becoming too powerful for 4chan to contain and...

...these guys were actualy on humanities side so I was unsure of how to feel, on one hand they were destroying my favorite website on the other they were saveing my life so I stood up and...

...declared my love of Yorkshire Terriers, which began a new fad, which made 4chan more powerful but...

.... got those bandits away from my website, so I sat back down only to find that Admin-sama had...

...shot the prime minister of Malaysia which caused...

......his evil twin Julian's Mii to get angry...

...and then proceed to prepare his flying pirate ship for a war on...

.... everywhere that he did not yet own.....

...Pedobear, who was...

(What?)

Admin-sama wrote:

.... everywhere that he did not yet own.....

that for he hired a pokemon trainer to conquer

Iggy wrote:

(What?)

((didn't get it in when it was relevent. Go ahead and delete.))

...France while he went for Canada so that...

...Martians will soak ketchup into their brains to achieve...