Serious: The birth of the Pervy Pirates(sorry for the wait)

Sunny was relaxing on one of the longue chairs by the pools on spa island. The sky was clear, the climate was hot but with a light breeze, and best of all very few marines. This island for perfect to find crewmates. Pirates and travelers would rest here after sailing past the Florian triangle. Not only was this free of government influence, but pirates who have traveled this far must be strong. It was only a short travel from here to Fishman island. The plan was good, but Sunny's attitude wasn't. Instead of scouting for potential crewmates, Sunny was relaxing enjoying the sun. He had been on the island for a week, and hadn't recruited a single person in his crew.

"Excuse me waiter, bring me the most expensive bottle you have. This is my vacation and I expect to enjoy it" Sunny shouted to a passing waiter.

The waiter shook his head. This was the hundredth time Sunny had requested his services. He had been ordering everything on the menu from all the food items to a hot towel massage. His feet had sores on top of sores from running up and down completing Sunny's needs. After a few moments the waiter brought Sunny a bottle of wine and...the bill. Sunny looked at the bill.......It was 95,000,000.

"WHAT KIND OF SCAM IS THIS?" Sunny screamed.

Roy was on this island, hoping to get into a good fight. It has been forever since he fought someone strong enough to actually lay a single hit on him. He smiled as he looked up at the sun and then started his morning jog.