Kaban Kaban No Mi

Name: Kaban Kaban No Mi (Kaban = Bag/Satchel, hence the Satchel Satchel Fruit)
Capabilities: The Kaban Kaban No Mi turns the user into a Magic Satchel, or a Pocket-man. In other words, the user turns into a gate to Hammerspace - an extradimension that is exclusively meant to store an infinite amount of inanimate objects, regardless of their size. The access to Hammerspace is achieved through pockets that the user carries with him (on his clothing or his own body), or pocket-like areas that can also be found on the user (Ranging from the inside of his shoes to his mouth and ears). Basically, any area that is relatively hidden from plain sight and can be reached into can be used as a pocket to Hammerspace, through which objects can be pulled out or pushed in. Anyone can reach into the pockets and use them, but the less experience one has with Hammerspace, the less likely it is for him to pull out the item he aims for. The objects stored inside the Hammerspace don't weight down the user, and have no other effects on him as long as they are kept inside. No living beings can fit into the Hammerspace, and users who reach into the Hammerspace are not immune to damage from the object they are attempting to pull out, requiring care and experience when dealing with it. As stated before, Any object can be stored in the Hammerspace regardless of its size or mass, but pulling heavy objects out still requires the strength to move them.
Type: Paramecia

NOTE: This is my go at putting some sense into Blamenco's fruit.