New Forum Game

The rules and premise of this game have been inspired by the second half of this clip. Please watch before posting.

Now that that's out of the way, here's the premise: One says a quote that is attributed to the next poster. The following poster must justify the post as a compliment and not an insult, and then pose a new quote. Please keep the quotes directed only at "Your Majesty" (you can pretend that's me if it helps) and at most PG-13.
Example for those who can't care to watch a funny clip- "Your majesty is like a donut" "I only meant that we are filled with delight when you arrive and hungry for more when you leave".

Here's the starting insult: Your majesty is like a damp towel.

well what I meant was that like a damp towel you have no useless state, as a damp towel you absorb wit and wash away vulgarity

your majesty is like the dust at the bottum of a bag of cheetos

Well, what I meant was that you spread your good taste more than anyone else and that you ever so linger for our comfort.

Your majesty is like a bloated walrus.

well what I mean is that your presence is so grand it cannot be ignored and you always plan out your decisions thoroughly.

Your majesty is like a half-baked pastry

which is to say that even at the hight of his greatness he has still to rise to his full potential, which lies even higher still as he is tempered by the flames of time and the wisdom that comes with experience

your majesty is like a forum rp ordinal character

which is to say he is able of recognize what people like and do it; to understand what is popular and why.

Your majesty is like a confused penguin.

I only mean that, like a penguin, you are a sir among others of your kind. 'Confused' relates to 'Chaos', which shows that your brilliance and presence has existed before the universe was whole.

Your majesty is like skittles.

I meant to say that his majesty's discrepancies add flavor to his presence, and the variety of thoughts he has makes him all the more desired.

Your majesty is like a lovesick hound dog.

I only meant that your honor and god-like presense 'infects' us with 'loyalty' and has given us a permanent 'allegiance' towards you.

Your majesty is like a dead kitten.

I only meant to say that your majesty's passing would be a heart-rending tragedy, and that he would certainly have to die 9 times to accept the finality of mortal conditions as he is nine times a normal man in tenacity.

Your majesty is like a three-wheeled cart

I only meant that your excellency does not need as much support as the rest of us. Where most hunters need their rifles, you are capable of using your bare hands to conquer whatever the beast.

Your majesty is like burnt cereal.

I only meant that you have a refined, special taste that noone else quite has, and can be effective in very unique circumstances.

Your majesty is like a diseased toad.