EPIC RAP BATTLES GAEL VS. KEN AND SLEEPY!!!!

((OOC: This is just a random thread that I thought would be funny))

Gael
You think you can beat me?
Ha I'm more than you can handle
I'll beat you so bad just by using my holy sandal
My lyrics are epic, so you're out of luck. My rapping is awesome like equius
from Homestuck

Ken
Your rhymes are awful. They can't touch me.
For Kenjiro Nakamura is the man with a thousand STDs!!!!
Your sandal cannot stand to my mod shoes. I'm fully loaded flintlock thats about
to shoot, so you better get out before I give you the boot.

Gael
I would like to fight you but I don't mess with phonies
I let my crew handle you from my little ponies. Your time on this thread is over okay?
I will not be booted out the chat like that SK!!!! You maybe mod, but
I'm a admin can't you see. No power will never be able to stand up to me.

Kenjiro has been knocked out. I choose you Sleepy!!!!
Sleepy
I have been choosen like the new harry potter
expect I'm from the middle east and not mention
much hotter. Sorry gael its time for you to know that noting can beat me
while rocking the Afro!!!!

Epic Rap Battles: Frog Dragon Vs. Maxulus and Soulseeker

BEGIN!

Frog Dragon:
Your grammar is a joke, your spelling's not good either
My English was better than yours when I still wore a diaper!
Before you tell a rhyme, remember who you're messing with
You're like a Jedi in-training I'm like the ultimate Grammar Sith!
I'll kick your Hellenic ass and Blarg you straight through the door,
Cause I'll never lose to someone who can't tell your from you're...

Maxulus:
That was a nice start but you are about to find
That when it comes to rapping you're dealing with a mastermind!
My rhymes are like bullets, you don't even have a shot
Now please tell me, are you gonna stay and fight or not?
You don't have what it takes to defeat my EFFing skill
Now before I use my Glarg, you better write your will...

Frog Dragon:
I got to admit that your attempts are truly funny
Now cover your ears and run like a scared-off bunny.
Your rhymes are old and rusty, you will soon have to yield
Cause they have no chance to get past my sarcasm shield!
So surrender your weapons and kiss your Glarg goodbye
You should be happy with the fact that you even dared to try...

Maxulus:
You think this is over? You think I'm really down?
Hide your daughters, cause my boy SK's in town:

SoulSeeker:
Well hello there Frog, guess what I'm about to do
I'm gonna pound you to the ground like a tiny screw!
My jokes are all epic, My puns are all erotic,
My humor knows no limits, In other words, I'm just fantastic!
So just pack your silly Blargs and your Finnish sass
You're a grammar Fuhrer but I'm a master of kicking ass!

Lost
My name is lost, but I'm not too hard to find.
You can see all my challendgers run away and hide.
Now I know why u call yourself "antler". You act just like deer.
when u see danger coming you run away in fear.

Antler
I may dress like the joker, but rhymes are the real joke here. You spin lyrics so
awful that all spectators run in fear. I'm beast of a lycan but not like jacob though.
Instead of chasing one girl, the laides chase after me On Your Mark Get Set GO!!!!!
I'm sorry that if I your hurt feelings but your fakes tears won't trick me. Your drama needs to go.
I'm a actor I should know.

Lost
I will compliment you your lyrics are just fine, but I really have to end this before I run out of time.
Your flow is bad as a rapper you have horrible tastes. All the boys love me as much I love PANCAKES!!!
As for drama well....lets not go there dude. I just have my possie Sleepy, unholy and max deal with you.
I gave you fair warning. Now let it be understood. This ain't no fairy tale I'm not your red riding hood.

Antler is gunned down by silver bullets.

Antler
I will not be needing a substitute for I'm not out the game. Just like lucian from underworld I repulse the very sliver from out my veins.
Not even all your crew can defeat me now ain't that shame. Let me screenshoot your shocked reactions and put it in a picture frame.
I'm immortal. My legacy will forever. Just how my girlfriend kerry and I are meant to be together. I read up on that book and I'm afraid
that the facts are true. Your grandmother ain't here and there is no woodsmen to save you.