Japanese audio sounds VERY different, don't it?

I recently watched my FMA dvd. Unlike the other times, it was on a big screen(usually watched on portable player until my bro broke it), but more importantly, I decided to do japanese audio.
Alphonse is most likely voiced by a girl, Edward sounds like Allen Walker from DGM, mustang has a cooler voice almost, and hughes' voice isn't as good as english. Didn't get to Scar yet, so I'm not sure what his voice sounds like.
Also, I couldn't put on subs. I didn't know what the h3ll they were saying since it was so long since I watched it.

are you using a playstation or a dvd? cause if your using a playstations just click down L3, if its a dvd player, there should be a subtitles button ont he remote

dvd player. But it doesn't automatically put in subs. It's not a fancy-shmancy player.

??? the subs should be on the disc, not the dvd player, and what you have to do is go to the audio settings ont he main menu of the disc, or find a button on the remote for the dvd player, if you go into the audio settings, it should give you a choice to do japanese audio, and english subtitles, thats what my trigun dvd does

you've got to set them up yourself, which I tried to do.

hmmm i vote get a playstation 2... best dvd player ive ever owned >.>

I DO have a PS2. It's my favorite game system!

your dvd sucks then... i vote pirate the anime and watch it that way... cause i cant help you since it seems like the dvd doesnt even have english subs on it

Use the Google. That's how I watched every episode of FMA, with subtitles too.

Example search: Full Metal Alchemist episode 1

It might take a little while to find a working link but it should all work out in the end.

Have you tried CrunchRoll?

I've tried crunchyroll fro Death Note. didn't work since it got lisenced...I saw all of FMA from my friend who graduated, Rob-sensei.