Mordecai's Potions

weapon name: Paralysis Potion
description: A glass jar filled with a viscous, dark green fluid. The liquid has the consistency of honey and the aroma of a rotting corpse.
weapon special abilities: Anyone who consumes this potion is slowed down and then paralyzed. The potions effects take a turn to activate; then, for a period of two turns, the consumer is slowed down to half their speed. For the following three posts they cannot move. Mordecai has developed an immunity to this potion.
history: Created by Mordecai to cure common illnesses; it failed.

weapon name: Dizziness Potion
description: A fast-flowing sludge bottled in a glass jar, this orange drink smells like freshly squeezed lemon juice and has a strongly citric taste.
weapon special abilities: The consumer of this potion begins to lose their motor abilities one turn after drinking. After two turns of dizziness affliction the afflicted lose their balance. On the fourth turn of sickness, the consumer's vision blurs and their legs start trembling. After seven turns of effect the potion wears off. Mordecai has developed an immunity to this potion.
history: Mordecai's second attempt at a cure for common illnesses; this attempt fared no better.

weapon name: Firebomb Potion
description: A shiny, jet black liquid tightly sealed in a glass bottle. This liquid smells like sulfur and has never been tasted.
weapon special abilities: When the liquid makes contact with air, it ignites into a quick explosion of fire. Mordecai is very much not immune to this potion.
history: Mordecai was still trying to cure common illnesses when he created this potion, however, he gave up afterwards due to the shocking lack of progress he had achieved.

weapon name: Baleful Potion
description: Trapped inside a glass jar is this blood-red substance. Thin and watery, this potion has a faint but offensive aroma.
weapon special abilities: The consumer of this potion feels a large amount of pain immediately, and then the effects kick in. After two turns, the poison makes breathing hard and speeds the consumer's heart beat. After four turns, the consumer develops a low fever and cough. The symptoms intensify for three turns and then the effects fade away. Mordecai has developed an immunity to this potion.
history: Mordecai made this potion with the intent of improving a patient's bad vision; the patient was not happy with the results.

weapon name: Excitement Potion
description: This sky blue fluid is as thin as water and smells the same.
weapon special abilities: The consumer of this potion feels a sudden spike in capabilities; for eight turns their speed is doubled and their strength is augmented by fifty percent. For two turns after the potion wears off, the consumer is slowed to three-fourths speed and weakened to three-fourths strength. Mordecai is immune to this potion.
history: Designed to be a potent poison, Mordecai has since become accustom to failure.

weapon name: Revitalization Potion
description: Shut inside a glass vial is this incredibly viscous pink drink. It glimmers in the sunlight and has the odor of fresh-baked bread.
weapon special abilities: The consumer of this potion is subject to an amazing restoration of energy. Those at the brink of collapse are refilled with power, however, any physical wounds are not treated. Ailments such as poison, fever, and dizziness are treated by this potion as well. Mordecai has developed and immunity to this potion.
history: In a fit of rage, Mordecai randomly threw ingredients together and created this potion.

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