one two three

You do, trust me.
Homies- Icp
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!?

(Btw it meant choosing between where to do it.)

( say DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?)

Nein.
Something's Gotta Give
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Ssssssssssssssssssssss.
No Strings Attached
Why haven't you watched the first episode of season two of My Little Pony yet?

I'm a lazy ass
Mr. Brightside- Killers
Derp?

Would you like a muffin, Ms. Hooves?
Lullabye's End - For the New Lunar Republic
Why must there always be two camps for any one argument?

because its up to main character types to come up with a more favorable third option at the last second
a song I already said I was listing to
can peoples minds actualy be changed on the spot?

Depends on the person, me yes....wait no!
The sweet sound of my ears ringing...
Can you believe its not butter?

Yes.
That other song that went doo doo doo doo doo.
You're already dead?

No, that would be the guy in 'The Sixth Sense'
Still my ringing ears
What happened to YOU?

I died and came back from the future o_0

Some random OST's

favorite type of fail,the fail fail or the fail with a side story but it all comes down to a fail?

Don't have a favourite
The sounds of the TV
Who started the tradition of clubbing and drinking way too much at uni and what did they do before?

You see, son, that is a long story that will be too boring for you to hear. And what they did before? They studied! Like real men!
The sound of silence
<Holds out a cookie full of poison> Will you take this delicious cookie, knowing that it would kill you?

Yes. ~Takes Cookie and eats it, dieing after simulating an orgasm~
This is Exile- Whitechapel
What is your favorite kind of sword? No pun intended girls....

what are you... like 12 with that pun and whats this I hear about women only? *cough homophobe cough* Luckily Im immature so I do own this sword here:

But I guess my favorite sword and the one Id buy next if I had the money would be a nodachi or possibly even a nagata, but not authentic clay foraged this time, I want one built to last, I want modern steel because Id actually use it to cut things... clay forged may be authentic and pretty but it chips to easy and its just flimsy, modern steel is heavier but it stays sharper longer and requires MUCH less clearing, cold steel has some good deals I think, anyway they're among the most reputable for simple steel "chopper" swords

Your not me

do you think house pets are aware they are mortal?

no,they think they are gods and that they rule mankind

always one card short

favorite kind of pet stone?

(How did you afford that sword? Btw, My favorite sword is the one with the perfectly aligned ring attached to the guard, but I forgot the name)

Patrick's Pet Rock.

Screw music, I am watching the movie the Chosen One.

What would you rather be, the worst mage or the worst thief?

the worst thief
like a boss
If going soru speed means going faster than the speed of sound would that not mean the sonic boom from the breaking through the sound barrier damage/kill you?

because A, rule of cool and B, its not supersonic your just misinformed

meds by placebo

why do sword user characters always have to go on and on about how awesome their swords are?

because they know in reality they are not
L theme A
why can't we just do a barrel roll in real life by tapping L or R twice?

Because, we don't control ourselves with controllers, the government does. And the barrel role would lead to a highly painful head injury.
The end movie credit music.
How is a ninja different from an assassin? They both kill when ordered, and in naruto they are paid.

ninja's are Japanese.
tetris remix
If you would fall,where would you want to fall?(and no I don't fall or I don't want to fall is not a option)

Pillows, lots of pillows
Sublime with Rome- Lay me Down
On a scale of one to ten, how much do you loath me?

cero.
-Perfect World by Simple Plan-
If you could make a wish, what would it be?

To have another wish.
Sandwich - Eddsworld
"This is your road; when you come, you'll walk it alone." Where is this from?

from something
so you want to be a pirate-dunno by who
row row row the?