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BANG! The soft drinks company!
Bang! is a soft drink company that makes it's own line of sodas and energy drinks, filled with lots of sugary goodness and questionable amounts of caffeine.
The drinks are open for all and are served in all bars, restaurants and shops!
NOTE: These are not weapons, these are normal drinks, I just had nowhere to post them
Name: Bang! The Atomic FizzDescription: Bang! The Atomic Fizz is an energy drink that comes in one of two flavors: Cherry Fusion, and Plutonium Blueberry. Both flavors arrive in a highly decorated 300 ml can that carries the Bang! company logo, along with the name of the drink and it's flavor. The Cherry Fusion comes in a red can and the Plutonium Blueberry arrives in a blue can. The liquid itself is fizzy and sweet, it's colored in either red or blue, depends on the flavor. The cans make a satisfying "Tsssssssssssst" sound of gas running out when opened.
Special Capabilities: Bang! The Atomic Fizz is filled with questionably high amounts of caffeine, making it's drinker hyperactive and twitchy. Drinking a 300 ml can of Bang! The Atomic Fizz is equal to three full cups of coffee in caffeine level. The drink is also filled with sugar, making it extra sweet.
History: Bang! The Atomic Fizz was the first product of the Bang! company and is the reason of it's popularity. The drink is very popular, running a close competition with Cola.
Name: Bang! The Crazy ColaDescription: Bang! The Crazy Cola is Bang!'s own version of Cola. It is a caramel-colored fizzy drink that is served in a green 300 ml can with purple writing. The drink is sweet thanks to the high amounts of sugar in it and it contains low amounts of caffeine. The cans make a satisfying "Tsssssssssssst" sound of gas running out when opened. The Crazy Cola can also be served in a special slushy version in a pink can.
Special Capabilities: The drink contains very high sugar levels. 300 ml of Bang! The Crazy Cola contain 15 spoonfuls of sugar. It contains a low amount of caffeine that provides the drinker with a small burst of energy. The slushy version can cause brain freezes when consumed quickly.
History: In an attempt to steal customers from the Cola company, Bang! company synthesized their own version of Cola, that is not as successful as The Atomic Fizz or the original Cola but owns a respectful amount of loyal customers. To accurie more customers for the drink, Bang! company created a slushy version of the drink.
Name: Bang! The Monster MilkDescription: Bang! The Monster Milk is an incredibly healthy drink for both children and adults. It is a high quality cow milk that contains the ideal amounts of calcium, protein and vitamins, and is enriched with various additional vitamin, nutrients and basically whatever a man needs to consume in order to remain healthy. It is served in a 500 ml glass bottle that has the Bang! logo wrapped around it on a sticker. The Monster Milk is also served in slightly less healthy "Cosy Coffee" version (for adults) and "Cool Cocoa" version (for kids) that taste better. These versions are served in similar glass bottles, the coffee version with a orange sticker and the cocoa version with a brown sticker. The Monster Milk also comes in a "Terrific Tea" version, that tastes worse but is even healthier. The tea version comes in a glass bottle with an orange sticker.
Special Capabilities: The Monster Milk is the ideal drink for all. It contains almost all nutrients human require, with the coca version containing extra calcium for the growing child. Effectively, if you drink three bottles of Monster Milk a day, you can be healthy without even eating.
The tea version also has a unique relaxing feature that helps the drinker focus and cures sugar rushes.
History: Bang! The Monster Milk was Bang!'s answer to every mother's problem: Her children drink Bang! instead of eating!
To prevent mothers from banning Bang!, the company released this special product that is suitable for both children and adults.