Xark vs. Any challenger...(grin) SERIOUS

Cudy dashed and was now inches away from Kristof "RIGHT HERE" he said as he raised his fist "JUGAN!!!!" the cannon ball punch rocketed tward him with lightning speed, soon the massive impact of a cannon ball would be at Kristofs face. "Iggy, he's gonna doge it! go for him then!"

Iggy was confused as always, but he was mostly obediant, so he did as he was told. Iggy pulled out his cutlace with his toungue and leapt in the air to the left, he was planning on grabing on to Kristophs face with two free hands and useing his cutlace in his tounge to slash him then.

"You pathetic punks." Kristoph said as he dodged the Jugan by stepping to the side three steps. "As for you hatback, you get a Slash Shot!" an air current shot through the air towards iggy.

((did you forget about the Jugan?))

((there, I changed it.))

((your playing as two at once?? and zetsumi, where are you!!! poor Ryu is dieying to kill you!))

((just saying you doge dose not count, also god moding, fix that, and you forgooot Iggy..... and diffrent chars get diffrent posts))

((the rule about dogeing is in the rule FX IT or suffer the consequenses! and dont tell me what I allow and dont allow around here!))

((I changed it.))

((the jugan is going strait, stepping back wouldn't avoid it so you just took a cannon ball to the face my friend, oh and you forgot Iggy again))

((I changed it again.))

Acting on instinct Cudy jumped in front of the air slash "TETKI" he said his body became hard as steel and negated the slash. "dont forget I am yer opponent here you little sh1t!" He pulled out his spear

Iggy landed on the ground, not haveing hit anyone, still obeying command, cutlace in toungue, he ran on all fours twords kristoph, "I'll help you cuddy!" It never usely turned out to good when iggy tried to "help" (for instance, a huge supply of the corkscrews money now lies at the bottom of the oceon.) but this time Iggy was determend, he jumped in the air, curling himself into a spinning ball, tounge with sword extended, "Chemeleon Buzzsaw!"

(great, everyone else in my topic is fighting except for me....)

((Its okay, he'll come back...eventualy, I mean ever since daddy tried to make him more manly by forceing him to chug an entire keg of beer, thats all he does, drink, just like dad. ))

((now Iggy thats what men do, its normal, you will become a drunken abusive slave driver to one day))

((You mean Im gonna have to throw bottles at people and drink until my heart stops?))

((yes dear now go to school *turns back to my cooking*))

((B...But mommy...Its 5 o'clock. I dont have school until tomorow.))

((GO TO SCHOOL!))

*puts on back pack and runs out door crying*

((I personally preffer vodka. Don't go, iggy! We all care about you. Don't run from your family.))"Stop the fighting!" a hooded man said, walking towards them, his silver cross necklace shining in the sunlight. "You, pirates, have bounties on your heads. I've come to cleanse you of your sins, so that no one will have to turn you in.".

Everything seems to freeze when this strange man enters the feild, iggy falls to the ground and lays dizzy. "...owiez." iggy hopps up and brushes himself off, "Who are you? Whats a sin? And if by cleanse you mean its my bath time than you'll never take me alive!"

"A sin is something bad you've done." the hooded man said. "For example, stealing. That is a sin. By cleanse, I don't mean bath time." He went over to iggy, and took off his hood, reveiling bright green eyes and short grey hair. "By the way, my name is Sean." He pulled out two tonfa blades that are in the shape of crosses, and placed them on iggy's shoulders. "God, have mercy opon this sinners soul, and may he one day go to live with you in heaven. Amen."

A spear came flying at Sean's d]face, behind it was Cuddy "what kind of priest dose that?!?!? your sopose to keep people from going to h3ll, not sending them there!" He motioned for Iggy to climb on his shoulder as he thrust the spear forwards.