Super Funny Video Thread of Black Magic!

wow I dont know what to say accept Im not the only one that ignores reality

Well you would know all about strange roommates. I mean you've had Jeffery the Koala, Bigfoot, and I heard that Gorgeous George was moving in soon.

no your thinking of curious george and hes been shiped to mars by my evil twin but thats beside the point

Oh, I'm not sure chimps can breath on Mars...

Well as a wise man once said "thirst isn't a war that can be won or lost, but an ongoing dialogue between man and beverage" so Im sure he'll be fine

I don't think that a wise mans words will grant George the ability to breath on Mars.

well you dont know george, he found car keys in my coutch once that werrent even mine! Hes curious engh to find oxegen on mars...

I think those might have been my keys, what did he do with them. He didn't bring them to Mars with him did he?!

I dont remember all they way because that was a CRAZY party but I think he gave them to Jesus along with some poop he was trowing around

Damn it! I've been locked out of my car for months! I live in there!

but the party was two weeks ago.... they must have been in my coutch for a loooong time... thats weird well have you considered calling a locksmith or geting a coat hanger?

No, but I've considered getting a crowbar.

yeah that'll do it, heres a tip: when choosing wich windo to break consider which direction you face the leist, never pick the windsheild or back window and you can cover the hole with some nice cardbord and ductape so you can draw on the inside

I was just gonna see if I could wedge it open. But if that fails, your plan will do fine.

my plans are never fancey but they get the job done, just like congress but more importantly use a plastic snowshovel, it works for my kitchen window mucgh beter

Someone saw me opening the car with a crowbar, they called the police. I need a place to hide!

hide under the police chief's hat, he will never look there!

To risky. I know, I'll stand next to a minority all day! The cops will look at us, but only see them!

yes, plus they have great jokes

Or I could get Jeffery to vouch for me! Anyone will listen to him!

the dean sure does... darn that dean... gotta go iron his pants, no wait Jeffry stop eating them! And the prom is tomaaaaarow!

"Wimmer! Were are my trousers!"

just a minnue~ d@mn it jeffry stop eating them "ino yo voluntad non!" Jeffry are you drunk?

"WIMMER! Why on Earth are you force feeding Jeffery my trousers! Why I'll see to it personally that you don't attend that prom tomorrow or any other event that could possibly make you happy ever again! As for you Jeffery, how would you like a free Limo ride to the prom!"

well at leist its beter than that time I randomly broke premis of the show to cut away to a compleatly non related skit....