Me: I got this idea from this video I watched. It was sooooooo funny and cute! Hawkins is the mother. Drake is the father. And the children were Killer, Kidd and Law. I enjoy all the way even though I don't know what the words said. It's funny that Drake and Killer looks like the only one sane in the family XD. Maybe Hawkins also but I'm not sure.
Kidd: Just get on with the story already!
Me: fine, fine. Hold your horses. this will be just dabbles from time to time. It might end up a full blown story if I felt like it.
Me: Also, I would like to say that I don't own any of the characters of One Piece in anyway.
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Just a normal day
It's just a normal day in the supernova family life.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST LUFFY!"
"SHUT UP WOMAN! LIKE I MEAN TO LOSE HIM!"
Yep, just a normal day. Bonney and Kidd are up at each others throats again. One could only hope that they didn't break anything in the living room where their argument is held[1].
"I EXPECT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN BROTHER! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO PICK HIM UP FROM SCHOOL WITH ZORO! In that other case, HOW DID YOU LOST TRACK OF OUR GREEN HEADED IDIOT!" noted that she said 'our'. Yep, Zoro is also apart of this loud family. Everyday, because of his bad sense of direction (if have any in the first place), he always need an escort. Good thing the dojo, where Zoro gets off, is next to where Kidd is working. Then again, it's not effective if Kidd couldn't keep an eye on him.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT LUFFY CAN'T STAY IN ONE PLACE! AND ZORO ALWAYS GETTING LOST! THIS ISN'T- STOP WATCHING THIS AS IF THIS IS A COMEDY SITCOM BAS-!"
The bas-, aka Law, just gave a smirk as he watched them from the couch in a calm and lazy manner.
"I'm just watching a family sitcom Eustass." And by family sitcom, he means Bonney's and Kidd's argument.
"THIS IS NOT A FAMILY SITCOM EITHER!"
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW GOTH FREAK! WE NEED TO FIND THEM BEFORE WE END UP PAYING ANOTHER HOSPITAL BILL!"
No one wants to mention the last incident that happened not so long ago, courtesy of the two strawhats members.
"HOW IS IT THAT YOU FORGOT TO PICK UP LUFFY? YOU PART TIME JOB IS CLOSE TO HIS SCHOOL!"
"SHUT IT! I HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW!"
In the background, Apoo and Killer sneaked into the apartment, not wanting to be part of this conversation or have anything to do with it. They both knew one obvious thing. Piss off Bonney + Piss off Kidd = somebody is gonna die (or get scarred for life, either works). Why is it that the two of them has to come home early in the wrong day? All they wanted is to go to their rooms and do their work before hell ensued.
"You two stay there.. After this, we're going to find Luffy and Zoro."
The two other supernovas frozed as they look over to Bonney, who has an disturbing aura blazing over her whole body, that just frankly said "take another step towards your rooms and I'm ripping off your manhood"
Loving where their manhood really is, they plop down next to Law in an obedient manner.
"How long has this been going on?" Apoo quietly asked Law as the three watch the battle between the two most hot headed people in the family scream at each other (and other things violent things that should not be mention).
"Since Eustass came home." Responded a very entertained Law, who can clearly see that his expression is just pissing the red head off.
"Eh? Bonney came home early..? Then... wasn't that 3 hours ago..?"
"Apparently so..."
Apoo and Killer sweatdropped on the back of their heads.
"Then...shouldn't we stop them?" Apoo deadpanned towards the sadistic supernova.
"Why should I when I'm enjoying this?"
"I don't think that's the point Law."
"Is it?"
Apoo didn't say anymore, seeing that Law is a lost cause, as Killer looked a bit concern at the situation. Of course no one could see it behind his mask, but anyone sane would be a bit concern.
"I'm home.." droned X. Drake, one of the most sane (not to mention mature) person in the family, as he open up the front door, ignoring the the yelling from the two hot heads that could practically be heard all over the country (maybe they could be heard from Korea).
"Capone and Urouge will be coming home late because of work." he mentioned, even though no one can hear him through the loud screaming, as he started to take off his shoes and shut the front door.
Everyone stop to look at Drake as soon as he closed the front door. On his back, holding on to him like some kind of baby koala, is the youngest member of the family, Luffy, who is sleeping with some drool hanging from the side of his mouth.
"!#%#^%&$%%#$%#$%#$%#$$##$#^%!"
Drake sweatdropped as he listened to the incomprehensible words of Bonney and Kidd. It was simply amazing that they both said everything all the same at the same time.
"I can't understand..." Drake slowly deadpanned as he listen to them yelling at him like it's the end of the world.
Getting her tongue back, Bonney started to threw her frustration over at Drake instead.
"WHY IN THE WORLD DIDN'T YOU CALL US THAT YOU HAVE LUFFY?" She loudly shrilled in an uncontrollable fit.
Drake sighed as he rubbed his temples a little, not bothering to take Luffy down from his back since the boy is now currently glue to his back.
"I did. I send three voice mail in the last two hours."
"That's impossible!" claimed the irritated (though irritated would be an understatement) Kidd. "Even if we didn't hear it, others...would..."
The flaming haired man quickly turned his towards a specific person on the couch. There was only one person in this house that was here the whole time when he and Bonney started their conflict. And that person has a smug smile on his face.
Apoo and Killer decided to scoot away from Law for their own safety.
"Law...YOU-" strings of words soon followed that would make the person who invented those words blush. The others, even though it's not the time for that, had to be glad that their youngest member is asleep. It's a good thing Luffy is also heavy sleeper at times like this.
Law took it in the threats, cussing, scorn, etc. so calmly, it just made the red headed more...no...more furious would only be an understatement.
Bonney decided to stop the cussing-in-400-miles-per-minute man by hitting him with a frying pan that she conveniently had at the moment. No one questioned about the frying pan.
"At least we have Luffy without him hurting anyone!...So far that we knew. Anyway, we need to find Zoro now!"
Right on cue Hawkins came in looking at his cards while dragging Zoro in by the collar, who is somehow out cold with a huge looking bump on his head.
"Hawkins!" Bonney exclaimed. "How did you find Zor- no wait, it probably has something to do with your cards. Anyway, what happened to Zoro?"
Hawkins slowly looked up from his card, his regular expression still on his face (though he has no expression).
"The cards predicted that today, Zoro chances of getting lost would be 200.20%-"
"Where the .20 come from?" Apoo asked from the background.
"-and so I went to search for him after I'm done with my job..." Hawkins finished.
"I didn't ask how you know he's lost. I asked why in the he- that Zoro is unconscious." Bonney pestered, rubbing her temple because of an incoming headache. No wait, it was already there long before.
Hawkins stare at his "family" for a while before answering truthfully.
"An anvil from the sky dropped down on his head."
"WHY IN THE HE- THERE'S AN ANVIL THERE!" screeched Kidd, not believing it at all. An anvil coming down randomly from the sky? This ain't some old Tom and Jerry cartoon!
"He was lost near an anvil making factor-"
"IS THERE EVEN SUCH A THING?"
"Actually there is Kidd.." Killer stated, talking for the first time since he came home. "The closes anvil factory would be down south at the next city."
"BUT THE NEXT CITY IS 143 MILES AWAY! HOW CAN HE EVEN GET THAT FAR?"
Bonney groan as she slap her forehead, deciding after this ridiculous conversation, she'll be getting some pills and will be sleeping way early today.
"Why didn't you call us sooner?" She queried, rubbing the bridge of her nose.
"I left 3 voice mail two hours ago." This sounds familiar doesn't it?
Kidd whip is head towards where Law should be residing, only to found Law's spot on the couch empty except for a folded piece of paper. Ripping it off the couch, he began to unfold it, only to twitch at his what it said:
Sorry for not telling you guys sooner about the voice mails but seeing a pissed off Kidd just made my day
I'm going out to eat for dinner so don't save any dinner for me or wait up.
Love with all my heart (not)
Law <3
Kidd ripped letter to the extent where it doesn't look like paper anymore, throwing the shredded mess on the ground. Stomping on it repeatedly a few times, Kidd march, in a way that made the floor shake (thank you Franky for buying stronger wood), to his room, slamming the door shut. It was a miracle that the wall didn't even crack.
Drake sighed as he started to take Luffy to his room, knowing full well that he'll be awake, up and running by the time dinner is making.
"Look like we're gonna have a Lawless and Kiddless dinner." Drake stated as he open up the young teen's room.
"Also a Zoroless dinner. Doubt he'll wake up for the day." Apoo pointed out as Hawkins roughly drag Zoro to his room.
"Why can't we have a normal family?" Bonney questioned as she rubbed her temples.
"We wouldn't be the supernova family if we are." Killer said walking towards the kitchen since he's probably one of the only people in this family that can make dinner. Bonney jumped as she heard Killer said that and watched a little nervously as Killer went into the kitchen. There's no telling when the blond would actually talk. And with his mask, it didn't helped.
"True true..." mumble Bonney as she went into the kitchen to at least help.
Apoo sweatdrop and sighed as he turn on the TV. What a weird family he put himself into.
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Omake: How Drake Got Luffy
Drake sighed as he exit out of his work building, happy to get out of the cramp office building [2]. As soon as he took a step forward home, he got glomped on the back. Stumbling over but quickly regaining his balance, Drake looked at what the he- would just do that out of the blue. He almost slap himself in the head for not knowing the answer to that. The only person that would do something like this to him is Monkey D. Luffy.
"Draaaakkkeeee~ I'm hungry~" complain the youngest member of the family.
The man suppressed a groan that was coming out. Wasn't Kidd suppose to pick him up?
"Where's Kidd?"
"I don't know."
"Aren't you suppose to be waiting for him?"
"Yep."
"In front of your school."
"Yep."
"Where you're suppose to be."
"Yep."
"Then why are you here?" Drake deadpanned.
"Because I got out of school 30 minutes ago and I was getting hungry! I went to find Kid but I got lost and end up finding you."
For some reason, Drake knew something like that would happen. Kidd did forgot about Luffy.
"Fine fine. Let's get you some food along the way." Drake said, knowing full well that if he doesn't, Luffy will go into full complaint mode throughout the way back home, scratching out the last of his sanity he would need to survive the rest of his family.
With a cheer, the raven haired teen ushered Drake to go forwards, still on his back like some kind of monkey riding on it's mother's back. Seeing that the boy isn't gonna get off his back any sooner, the reddish brown haired man went forward to where he could try to find the cheapest place there is, knowing full well that Luffy would rather eat in quantity than in quality.
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[1] I came to a conclusion, reading this manga, that their living in a pretty big apartment. To explain if there is such thing, they asked the land lady if they could broke down the walls between three apartment room and make renovations for everyone to live in. So it's almost a house, then not again. They are on the second floor of the apartment building by the way :3
[2] I don't know what job to make Drake of. He seems like a good guy to be in the business type thing. But since he has an ancient Zoan powers, he could be an dinosaur hunter (don't know how to call the profession and too lazy to find out)
Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:29 pm
