Lumberjack vs anyone

A large man with a huge double headed axe strapped on his backs climbs to the top of the mountain, followed by a magnificent brown bear.
Ah! This is the life. Wha do you say about that lamb?
The bear grunts.
Ok, here it is.
The man takes out a piece of lamb from his pants (O_O) and starts eating it.
Oh yes, you want some too...
He stretches the lamb out and the bear mouth's it, leaving spit all over.


(Choose the place where we're at)

Yami clambered over a boulder, his claws leaving deep scratches in the rock. With a grunt, he stood up, and leaped from boulder to boulder. Suddenly, he came across a man with a bear, and decidd to go check it out. he washungry anyway, and maybe bear tasted good...

Ignores

(Just kidding)

Orlan turns around and get's up.

Who are you?

The bear takes the opportunity to steal the lamb and eat it whole.

"Yami Knewdark." the stranger said, pulling out a gun, "and your name is Penniless. Hand over your cash and food."
((We never killed Kaname...... ))

Orlan put's his hand on his belly and releases a loud and sunny laugh.
AHAHAHAHAHA! Loose the toy kid...
Orlan grabs the Axe from his back and rests it on his shoulder.

((*puts hand on your shoulder* In our hearts we did, son. In our hearts with did...))

Yami grinned, and dissapeared, to reappear behind the big man and the bear, atop another boulder. He pulled out his other pistol, and pointed one at the man, and one at the bear.
"toys eh? want to play fight then?"

Lonny rubs his belly and acts sick. Suddenly, he burps viciously, causing a major explosion that knocks you off guard. Orlan Soru's to your back and slams the axe on your neck.

Lonny disappears of sight

vice admirial dean matthews was on a routine reconisence mission when he spots two guys fighting in the distance near the mountins he also notices one of them owns a bear so he moves in closer to get a better look.

As the bear dissapeared, Yami's eyes widened in shock.
He then heard the tell-tale swoosh of an axe, and managed to dodge it by both speed and luck. he then used soru to jump from boulder to boulder, trying to get a good distance between him and the bear man.

Orlan used the momentum of his blow to shoot the axe against the fleeing man.

Listen to Howl of the Wolf! Ralph!

The axe leaves Orlan's hands with amazing speed, if it lodges on you or you block it somehow, a wolf's mouth appear from the blades and closes his jaws on your right kidney, while to great paws leave the handle and pressure your stomach and left leg down. If you evade it (most certainly) the axe turns to a wolf, leaps on the rock/tree behind you and turns into a spinning axe again, aimming to chop the back of your head in a vertical blow.

Meanwhile, Lonny wanders the woods, looking the fight hidden but up close, and follows Yami camouflaged.

dean: "look out".

vice admirial dean see's whats about to happen and runs up and kicks the sword trying to send it away from the man.

Yami saw the axe heading for him, then saw a marine appear suddenly to kick it out off the way. As jaws clamped on the mans legs, he doubled back, heading for the source of the axe. Kill the owner, kill the strange magic. He owed his life to teh marine, and he didnt want to drag a legless marine to help. He opened fire with both pistols on both the man and his pet, and used soru to leap from boulder to boulder.

By pet you mean Were-Axe or Lonny? Cuz you have no idea where Lonny is and most probably you will only hit the marine and not the wolf... Anyways:

You shoot against the wood, the bullets that don't hit the tree where Lonny's hidding, pass through. The chance of you hitting an hidden target is little to none, you agree, right?

You shoot against Ralph, the Were-Wolf, you most probably hit the Marine or the handle of the axe. Anything else his guarded by the marine's body.

So while the Marine's leg is being mutilated by Ralph, I preform the simetrical movement that you're doing. When we meet in the middle, I lauch my closed fist at your belly, with the crushing power of a torpedo, and immediatly uppercut you in the chin with my left fist, crushing both your ribs+chestbone and your jaws. As we're both Soru'ing, you realize bullets fly off my skin.

Meanwhile, Lonny takes a bugger out of his nose and shoots it to Dean, without his attention. Lonny disappears again in the woods. The bugger explodes uppon contact with the ground near Dean's legs. So Dean just things the ground exploded with no reason...

As the tell-tale crack of broken ribs and bones echoed around the valley, Yami grimiced in pain, before his bones reknitted together. He then latched onto the mans face with his jaw, and used his crocodilian strength and teethto bite the mans head off.

Loosing all the momentum in the jump, Orlan desperatly pushes his huge hands inside the reptilian's mouth, pushing it apart, battling with all his might to prevent it from fattaly closing while falling backwards on the ground.

As they land, Orlan kicks the man on his belly, pushing him away. As he cracks his knuckles, Orlan assumes a grin.

Thick skin and sharp teeth... You're a mighty opponent

Out of nowhere, a giant paw comes crashing down from your left side, pwaning your cheek from your blind side. Upon contact, be it with his paw or you touching him, an explosion ocurs, blasting you away.

Draze flew bodily through the air, and reverted to hybrid form again to use his long tail to wrap around his small body. Curled up in a ball, he rolled violently, bouncing between boulders like a ping pong ball. After a while, he uncurled, and used genpou to fly into the air. At a suitable altitude, he slowed his climb, and began scouting out for the man and his bear.

Orlan walked by the nosy Admiral and dislodged his axe (now with just one eye one the blade) out of his leg, while choking him with his left hand. He tossed the man aside like garbage and moved his atention back to Draze. Lonny, that had been watching Orlan's back from Draze's possible attacks, now burps a huge cloud of pestilent smell. Not a minute after, the air explodes, blocking your vision of them. Lonny licks the axe throughout the whole blade, While both are running to the left. Little less than 10 meters, Orlan shoots his mighty axe again, spinning at great speeds to you, Ralph being in Full-Axe form.

dean: "leave him alone i'm not done here".

dean somehow gets up after the beating he got he pulls out his sword

red flash style: high speed combo dean disappears in a flash and appers behind the axe weilder and tries to attack.

As the axe flew towards Yami, he climbed with genpou again, going higher and higher. When, after a whole minute, the axe was still following him, he stopped, and began to fall. As the axe neared him, and began to grow jaws to bite his face off, Draze attacked. He shoved three sticks of dynamite down the axes new throat, coveed in a goopy substance that hardened on contatc with a liquid (saliva), and lit the fuse. He then grasped the axe handle and swung it away, so that it exploded a few dozen feet away. The axe shattered into a thousand messy pieces. Yami used genpou to stay in the air again.

((Endarkened, why did you assumed Ralph would open his mouth? It says that he is in Full-Axe Form, and there's no evidence in my post that he will change that))

Meanwhile, as the Marine get's behind Orlan, he is intercepted by Lonny, which paws him powerfully, with explosive power due to Bomb Bomb Fruit.

little did they know that deans sword gave him heat resistance so the attack didn't hurt him as much as it would a normal human.

so he use's tekkai to take most of the damage and then use's soru to move to a safe location.

((He bit me last time, I assumed thats what he does when he attacks. Your axe is destroyed.))

((I say when he transforms on the previous post, like I did on my first move against you. This time, I wasn't plainning on doing that, and so I didn't post it there. I've even said I shoot him in full axe form... Don't godmod End, you tend to do that))

((Hello?))