Break the wish

This is an awesome idea almost everywhere. Basically, someone posts a wish, and the next poster breaks it. Like,
"I wish I lived forever!" and the next poster would say something like, "you did live forever, however you lived in the stomach of a grizzly bear"

so this is my wish "I wish I was a pirate!"
However, unless you break the wish, you cannot make a new wish.

I wish I wasn't so bored with my psp...Oh yeah, just give me your dreams and I'll break um.

Well then... I guess their is no such thing as rules are they?

You can be a pirate, but you develop scurvy and die a horrible death.

I wish for peanut butter.

You get peanut butter, but it is made into dynamite and blows you up.

I wish the wii didn't suck so bad.

But Mandatory Motion controls will always be there.

I wish for a good love life.

you get one, but it ends when you realize that this love of yours is married.

I wish I could beat I wanna be the guy the movie, the game in one try!

(Easy now, don't want to to spark a console war.)

(it's only a war if the others fight back. what I'm doing is abusing.)

You beat it! But your computer crashes.

I wish I had aids and died.

You have aids and die, but you go to heaven. Everyone makes fun of your because you have aids, but god is too busy laughing to care.

I wish for someone, somehwere in the world to be given a dollar

It is sent, but to julian's mii.

oh so no harm done! (hes not even gonna notice, he has infinte money so 1 dollar makes no diffrance, as such nothing has changed!)

CookieMonster wrote:

you get one, but it ends when you realize that this love of yours is married.

I wish I could beat I wanna be the guy the movie, the game in one try!

Wow...that'll happen to me? That'd be awkward...

I wish I could own a nice corporation.

you beat it but no one saw, it never got recorded and no one beleives you

you go bankrupt

I wish some people would follow the format dang it!

no one does

Dreams are crushed, wishes are shattered. Oh dear god, please give us good tidings! Let us have fun and laughter once again before the misery eats us.

[wrote that just now]

You have fun and laugh, but you get lung cancer from overuse, and kidney cancer from logic deficiency. I wish I could karate chop the queen of england

I wish for a cardboard box to materialize on the moon!

What you dare say about her majesty?

Admin, you shall be banned from this thread for your defiancy...
and Iggy, you heard me, you have to break the wish to karate chop the queen of england,

CookieMonster wrote:

You have fun and laugh, but you get lung cancer from overuse, and kidney cancer from logic deficiency. I wish I could karate chop the queen of england

Lung cancer from overuse? Weird...

The Green Barrettes and S.A.S. will eat you alive before you even touched her, yankee!

Admin-sama wrote:

I wish for a cardboard box to materialize on the moon!

*ahem*