Upper Class / Old Timey speach thread

heres a game Im borrowing from another forum, translate the previous post to a more artuiculate, old timey daiolect and have yours done next

"I was on a forum and found an intresting thread"

One afternoon, I had been viewing a group letter box, commonly used for socializing, which was projected from one viewing window to another, through a series of electronic tubes the likes of which someone of my time period couldn't begin to fathm, when I happened across a most rivoting chain letter!

"That cloud up there looks like a cat."

[this thread is blocked at school for me under "Hate, Other"]

That grouping of water vapors in the stratosphere looks oddly like a feline of sorts, though not very detailed it is vaguely suggesting of that form.

[probably not that good, right?]

I love to eat popsicles!

it has often been said that I enjoy partaking in the consumption of frozen conessions that may or may not have been made of a solution of sugars and fruit juices commonly stored in an icebox and referred to by layman as popsicles, a name which as often struck me as absurd for its refrance to the common mans harvesting tool known as the sickle

(unsubstantiated fantasy)

pics or it didnt hapan

((more old timey!!!))

Sir, I'd like you to show me pictures of these things you are suggesting have happened, or I will not believe your word on this matter.

My friends and me ate some pickles from the jar.

[I really suck at this, don't I? XD]

I recall one particular point in time when a myself and a comrade partook in a simply delightful meal of pickled cucumbers held within a glass container.

"Who wants to die?"

pardon me gentleman but your actions and dialogue have left me in quite a state of most unhappiness, rather than talking out our differences rationally I am going to instead solve my problems via violance as enacted on your ill fated heads, who would like to be the first victim of my most murderous violence which will no doubt prove fatal?

key step up your translations a bit, longer posts

[I suck at this, so I really can't do much better. I'll stop if that will help]

((You're perfectly good, keep it up.))

((I just wanted that translated))

((The translate it.))

Keymaster, I would like to address the quality of your translations given in our most recent endeavor to transcribe simple phrases from Layman's terms to our own long winded aristocratic dialoge, it is my opinion that your work has been closer to the former rather than the desired later, but do not loose heart as your speech is truly beyond that of most commoners and through concerted efforts you will no doubt provide results to my drastic liking

[thanks, but I'm still kinda done...we need some other interesting threads]

were going to run out of gass, go to the gass station

((aww dont be like that Im really sorry ))

My fellow companion, It is not my direct intention to cast a gloom over the evening, but I feel the need to call our fuel tank's holdings to your attention. It would appear that we are running low on liguid fuel, perhaps it would suit us both for the better if you took a momentary stop to fill it.

"Could you direct me to a restroom?"

I must express with urgency that I require the facilitation of a lavatory and must request that you point out the precise location of such a place with the utmost urgency as my inters are full to burst

((And your requested quote is?))

dude the 34 life cheat in contra is up up down down left right lfet right B A start

My good man, I take it upon myself to inform you that in order to receive 34 additional life units in the game of "Contra," which is played upon an electronic gaming device attached to a screen of sorts that portrays a series of images strung together to create the illusion of movement, goes;
Directional key up. Stop
Directional key up. Stop
Directional key down. Stop
Directional key down. Stop
Directional key left. Stop
Directional key right. Stop
Directional key left. Stop
Directional key right. Stop
Action key B. Stop
Action key A. Stop
Action key B. Stop
Action key A. Stop
Function key Start. Stop

((And my request is "Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn!"))

My dear portly servant, gaze yonder. 'Tiss a most nettlesome mansard of young persons of considerable intellect. Does it not fill you with malice to witness their academic growth by means of route memorization to acquire knowledge as it does with myself?

"is that a mother F@#%ing RPG in a mother F@#%ing back pack!?! DOes that mother F@#%er have a mother F@#%ing RPG in a mother F@#%ing back pack!?!??!"

Admin-sama wrote:

were going to run out of gass, go to the gass station

((aww dont be like that Im really sorry ))

[it not you at all! But it's the fact that I really can't find anything else on here at the moment...should I figure out a good thread and post it?]

((posting is always good))

[I'll figure something out...]