The General Discussion Mishaps and Doings! [RP]

There stood a stadium at night. It was alive with people, lights on a field in the center. This was not any sports stadium, it was a Pokemon Stadium! A figure walked out into the lights, seeming to be a pokemon trainer. "And the Defending Champion: Keymaster! He takes his side of the field, and who is our challenger today!?" the announcer asked.

Admin stood several feet above him in the stands "MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" he yelled shrilly jumping down and landing on his face but quickly getting up "I borrowed a pokemon from Captain Corkscrew, you shan't beat me with it!"

"And our Challenger: Admin-sama! Are you ready?" Key pressed the button in the center of the pokeball in his hand as it grew to it's usable size.

Admin drew his own pokeball confedant in his victory "oh I think I am, I dobt youvw ever faced a pokemon of THIS calibur"

Key grinned. "You first."

Admin opened his barrowed pokeball "I choose you, desert eagle!" light envoloped the stage

Key quick threw his pokeball. "Go--Rick Astley!" Out of the pokeball came none other than the star of the 80's and the friend of 4chan, Rick Astley! "Rick Astley--Use Rick Rolled! Rick Astley's Special Move!
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Admin was taken aback "dont give up desert eagle!" the gun in his hand sauid nothing "dester eagle counter with "shoot"" he shot rick astly in the head, he was mortal after all"alriiiiight!" he said gleefully

Key grinned. "Now his special ability comes out! It's called the Wrath of 4chan!" Immediately memes like WeeGee and Pedobear fell upon Admin-sama and his desert eagle!

Admin blinked "pics or it didnt happan" he said simply stoping all of it at once, with out pics the wrath of 4chan could not be exacted in accordance with their tradition and now that the action was over pics were imposible "and just to make sure" desert eagle used shoot destoying keymaster's camra, it was super effective!

Key raised an eyebrow. "Camera? I don't have one right now. But here's what I ordered."


"Just to be safe!"

Admin waved a finger "PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPAN" he said simply "pedobear has no reason to attack me, Im no loli, Weegee would destroy us both if he were here, thease cuffs, I have no need of breaking them, you cannot prove I did astly in with pics, /B/ and all of 4chan will not beliave you, thats that" the memes vanished

Key appeared instantly behind Admin-sama as they vanished. "Distraction!" he yelled before biting his neck Dracula style.

Admin's head trned around with a stange clicking noise, a very inhuman smile on his face "wroooong agaaaain" he called out in a mechanical voice "while you were busy trying to get 4chan to attack with out pics I replaced myself with a bomb" it whent off

Key stood there, ash on his face. "That hasn't happened to me in a while..."

Admin was shocked "imune to bombs huh? thats a problem..." he held out a hand "book" he said simply as one apeared in his hand

Key took the book from his hand. "Um...what book is it? I love fiction."

the book was like air when his hand touched it, ot was only soilid to admin "this book does not have words in it" he explained

"Ooo! So a picture book! Give it here!" Said Iggy, makeing a grab for the intangable book. Iggy was wearing a refs outfit, as he had been the ref of the pokemon battle the whole time.

Key was on his knees. "Please let me have the book!" he was now groveling.

"conceed the match or have me win by decsion, THEN you can have the book" he said to both of them

"I give!" Key was tearing up.

Iggy gave Key a somewhat gisgusted look, "Key! What are you saying man! This is not just any book! It's a book with no boring words, and I would die for a chance to hold that book!" Iggy pulled out a poke'ball of his own, "Go Magikarp!!"

Key gave up all hope. "Sh*t! What can we do now that he's got magikarp!?"

Admin was freaking out now just take it!" he said tossing the book to iggy as he ran screaming