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Admin pondered "at this rate I can continue to make posts from this prefect location, I can win this!"

However, the invincible fortress had a great flaw. He could not handle being with the same annoying people forever, and so the robot had his chance.

Jesus also used a bit of saint seia logic and was unmoved and unfaised. [wow...] He countered with a giant bolt of holieness! Meanwhile, key thought of something to do. Hm...flying at high speeds, baddies down there, and I have a chance to be great. He slipped on some gloves then ejected from the cockpit captain falcon style! The plane hit satan's dog, and now key was flying straight towards satan's grandmother! "Falcon--Punch!" key yelled, falcon-punching the old demon cuasing a giant explosion. Did either of them survive?

Satan's dog was hit by the car, his grandmother was destroyed upon impact! Key gains 300000 exp, Key grew to level 101! Key is evolving!

Pokemon evolution theme music played until the smoke cleared. Key evolved into a paladin! [o.0] he now was riding a horse and can wield a sword and lance. And he had a fancy looking shield. "Alrighty then--Charge!" key charged, using his new paladin powers of the sword to attempt to kill I.M. Mean!"

I.M. Meen used his dance to avoid the blow, "Here's a rhym for you! E-hem! I knew a little paladin who tried to win a fight, until I.M. Meen took away the light!" Meen clapped his hands and the surrounding area went pitch black. All that could be heard was Meen's cackleing. "Whats the matter smarty? Lost? Frightened? Confused? GOOD!! Hahahahaha!"

Key looked around the darkness. "Damn! There's never any fog of war in fire emblem!" then a thought occured to him. "By advanced wars logic, I can see 5 spaces in all directions!" a little bit of light penetrated the darkness. "Now if you come near me, I'll see it coming!"

I.M. Meen did not worry, "Gnorris! destroy him!" suddenly, music began to play and Key somhow recieved a kick in the shin, the music started up again and another kick was delivered. Meen laughed "I'm sure you are all very confused. Allow me to explain, Gnorris is a master of an ability that is cousin to that bookworm Iggy's Twoah, it is known as the Slink! Heh heh heh! Good luck surviving this one!" The music began again, Gnorris slunk from the corner screen an delivered a quick round house to key's jaw.

Being a paladin it wasn't much damage, but it still hurt like a b*tch! Key growled, then tried to concentrate. Maybe there's a pattern. Left, right, up--Down! key jabbed with his lance at the place gnorris' foot was going to be. [I apologize if godmodding]

The music played but no kick came, the lance had gnicked Gnorris's foot, proof being the drops of blood in front of Key. Meen was enraged "What!! How!? Grrrah! Gnorris, loose the pattern! What is this PunchOut?" Gnorris could be heard in the shadows, "Yes boss!" the music played and Gnorris appeared behind Key's horse with a firework. He lit the firework and tied it to the horses tail, it went off and Keys noble steed became spooked!

The explsion near key's rear end shocked him as well. Quickly key slashed behind him with his silver sword [of justice! ^^]

Keys sword cut only through air, as Gnorris had already slinked away. "Gnorris!" barked Meen, "This smarty is growing stale. Go for bigger game!" the music played and Gnorris apeard in Admin-sama's twoah proof bunker and kicked him in the shin.

Key breathed in relief. Now it's time for the final battle. Key charged I.M. Mean a second time, thrusting with his spear.

Meen opened up his book and attempted to suck Key inside!

Gnorris was in Admin-sama's bunker, kicking his shins.

Admin forgot to slink proof the bunker!!! thankfully he had his crystal orb which he used to bash Gnorris inn the fat ugly face

Key backflipped off his horse before his horse was sucked in. He landed far enough to not be in danger from the book. Suddenly his head felt weird, so he took of his helmet to find cat ears! A tail appeared as well. "Oh...so now I'm a Felpier! I get samurai skills!" instantly his sword of justice became the katana of honor! the shield vaporized into nothing.

Gnorris ate the orb, absorbing it's powers and becoming 10 times as powerfull! His slink doubled in speed, the music played and Amin-sams recieved a kick in the shin, and stomach at the same time!

Meen danced for a bit, then sent his friendly gaurdians out of the book to attack Key, they were three frankenstienesq monsters.

Admin would not alow Sony to fall to a fat midget!, he bled on to Gnorris from the kick, the blood seeped in th Gnorri's pores and paralized his body forceing the crystal orb ack out "g-give it back!" admin crushed the orb in his hand

Enraged, Gnorris let out a war cry, "SALZARAAAAAAH!" He slinked himself into 3 Gnorris' and slunk in a circle around Admin-sama, all three of them brutaly assaulting his shins as they spun.

Admin was punched and kocked bac in to a wall "why?" he caughed ups some blood "cant I fight? I dont have enugh hatred.... it.... cant end like this!" he stood up "who sent you? more impornatly what do you hope to acomplish here? star talking!!!!!"

"Tch, you think you're calling the shots here?" he slinked behind Admin-sama, and kicked him in the back of the neck, immobleising him momentarily. "If you must know, the boss sent me. You may have heard of him, I.M. Meen. And let me tell you, he isn't happy about what you did to his children."

Admin leered "what I did? it was keymaster who destroyed the wii, and billy mays who sold it to him, while you two did nothing it was I who stood agaisnt them, I faught and died to fight them, twice!"

"Silence!!" Gnorris shrieked, kicking Admin-sama into a wall. "Ive had enough of you! Now to carry out my mission." the music played and Gnorris slunk around Admin-sama preparing to slink around him so fast, that he reverts back into a baby!

Admin took more damge from that hit than he thought, he only made the injury worse by trying to move sh1t he thought I wont let Stinger down! I will not loose another company to thease d@mn- but Admin had been bested, no mater how hard he tryed he was never able to supass his oponents it seemed and all the rage and trying in the world never made a diffrance he was caught in his technique

Gnorris had completed the slink, leaving Admin-sama a small child. "And now that you're nothing more than a helpless child, into the labrynth you go!" Gnorris picked Admin up by his arm and slinked them back to the battlefield. "The deed is done sir." said Gnorris, to which Meen replied, "Oh look, a wretched child! Good work Gnorris, you get to eat this week!" Meen opened up his book, sucking the young Admin inside. "Now what to do about key?"