Silly/ worthless hero

I say we all make devisions of odd "super" heroes!

Name: Violence Lad
Age: 13
Description: He is around 5'8, 100 pounds. He has blond hair and orange eyes. He is covered in scars, and only wears pants that have been so ripped that they look more like a loin cloth.

Devision: The O-Men
Power: Blind, unrelenting rage. This seems useful, it's really not, it's more of a handicap. Violence lad is psychotic maniac with a very short fuse. When he losses it, anything becomes a target, usually not his enemys, but rather a mother with her baby, or an elderly couple, or an orphanage. When his sh*t isn't flipped, he acts something like Batman's sidekick Robin.

Name: The Hat
Age: 13
Description: He is around 5'10 100 pounds. He has brown hair and green eyes. he wheres a tee shirt and jeans and a black cape. and his top hat.

Devision: The O-Men
Power: He has a hat that he can pull anything out of, anything he can think of. but he is really stupid like an IQ of 50 stupid.

Mr. Adventure. I thought of him a while ago.
Okay, frown on me if you want, but he is the Lego equivalent to Indiana Jones. He wields a Shovel and nothing else. His arch enemy is Mr. Exciting Travels.

use the format we set up

Name: Captain Fragile
Age: 20
Description: a rather run of the mill lookling super hero with a lacking phisique and a blue uniform with a red belt, cape, goggles, boots, gloves and fragile sighn on his chest
Devision: The O-Men
Power: can break like glass but not put himself back togeather, shards are sharp and he dose not die

'Hat! We need you to pull something out of your hat that can beat that Giant Enemy Crab!"
"I Don't feeeeeel like it!"
"You don-What!? C'mon, I mean really! Who else in our group of miscreant heroes can stop that thing!"
"I wanna play my Sega GameGear!"
"Please!?"
"Shut up!"

Name: Mr Adventure.
Age: ??(he's a LEGO)
Description: A lego man with the beard painted on his face, and tan body for his clothing. His shovel is a fully black LEGO shovel. You know what those look like, right?

"Captain Fragile! Do something!"
*Shatters*
"Okay then, thanks anyway."

"I GUNNA PLAY WITH BUNNYS" turns his hut up side down and and like 200 bunny fall out he rolls around in them screaming

Thats an immensely funny image in my head!

"so whats the new guy do?"

"just you watch, GO VIOLANCE LAD!"

*bites off own thumb and spits it at him*

"neet"

"oh just shut up"

"Go Violence Lad!"
*cage opens*
"NOT THE KITTEN FACTORY!"

"CANT FORGET ABOUT KITTENS" he pulls 4 blood thirsty lions out of hat they run into city screams are herd

A Lion looks at captain fragle funny, he shatters, a lion poops on him

Violence Lad wakes up next to a dead lion with a bite out of it's neck, he has an odd taste in his mouth.
"Golly gee! It happened AGAIN!"

((Illiterate man, the gut puncher and clay boi....))

(The Gut Puncher is unrelated to the O-Men.) If we could do away with that damn Super Awesome Squad, we would be the top of the town. But nooo, stupid Timmy. At least the Flavor team got eaten, thats a little less competition.

Well what villans in our league are left?

The scented squad and the masturbation team. The flavored guys were heroes.

Name: Super Timmy
Age: 6
Description: He's 4'9 and 64 pounds, he has brown hair and brown eyes, one of his incisors are missing, he wears a pink bath towel around his neck and swim goggles on his forehead, he wears plaid shorts and a white t-shirt with a crudely drawn "T" on it.

Devision: The Super Awesome Squad
Power: Well he claims he has the power of everything, but lets face facts, he's a 6 year old with a towel cape, he has no real powers.

Arrr so hes the one

I've yet to post his two team mates.

we NEED illiterate man!

Corkscrew wont log on just for that. You can post him, you know just as much about him.

I dont really (^_^)" Ill hafta ask him some time