Chibi Pong

It's the age old game pong, played over forums, and each time you get the dot-ball thing, you must do it in an overly dramatic fashion.
So It's liek
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Except you have to be leik;

Poster 1:
Chibi bob runs up and smashes the dot-ball thing, serving it at such immense speeds that it lights the pong ball on fire. Your move.
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Poster 2:
Chibi bill telepathically hits the ball with a mind racket, spurring it into outer space and taking ten years to come down.
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oh yeah.
I know the general theme of the chibi lounge is fighting, but since theres no rules I can make a game leik this, right?!

there ARE NO RULES here in terms of what can be alowed in rping

I know. I kinda just said that.

Chibi draze winds up for the strike, and smashes the ping pong ball with such force, it creates a sonic boom as it speeds towards the target.
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Chibi Wally becomes God and smacks the ball back back towards Draze at the speed of light ! At the same time the world gets destroyed !!!

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Chibi Draze turns into the multiverse personified, and created a giant universal trampoline, sending the ping pong high up into the sky, to land on the next target!
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Chibi Drake feircy runs at the ball, creating a tennis racket from the palm of his hand and backhanding it once it's finally come down. He spikes it into the ocean, a difficult place for the next player to reach.

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